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902
can someone explain to me how that dude in philly holding a hospital ransom & demanding the city pay him to use it doest qualify as domestic terror / mass manslaughter / some illegal shit idk???? like i understand this country has no soul but this is so on the nose
903
that baby’s genetics said
A a
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904
yeah i’m a 90s BABY!
- childhood defined by irrational american patriotism
- teenage years defined by economic recession
- young adulthood defined by reactionary global fascism and then ultimately cut short by a global pandemic
- AND AN ASS THAT DONT QUIT!
905
when drake and future released “what a time to be alive” that was actually the last time to be alive
906
WHAT ARE HER SOCIALS twitter.com/connor12294/st…
907
soup
908
this is patrick stump erasure twitter.com/Sleeper_Muscle…
909
$1,200 stimulus package or lunch w jay-z 🤔
910
pizzagate twitter come get yall juice twitter.com/thehill/status…
911
just started animal crossing and felt a wave of calm pass over my body that i haven’t felt since i accepted death and stopped struggling when i was drowning at jesus camp
912
i miss being at work and me being like “what’s up” to my middle aged coworkers and them being like “nothing much just getting coffee” and me being like “king of getting coffee. invented creamer” and them being bemused
913
eating mangos is really the purpose of life huh
914
boomers: first you do the hokey pokey
gen x: stop! hammer time :)
millennials: yUUUUUUUUUU!!!!
gen z:
twitter.com/KolorsofKeish/…
915
einstein: can you tell us your secret??
nietzsche: we're begging
MLK: please. we must know.
karl marx: elaborate. we beg.
de beauvoir: anything.
sun tzu: ?????
al-gazali: we must know
confucius: i'm on my knees
the nigga who invented cookie crisps: please one at a time
916
i’m trying new hobbies during quarantine does anyone know how to read??
917
i don’t think i’ve ever used the 😃 emoji...... the fuck he smiling for aint shit sweet
919
no one:
the stanford prison experiment: twitter.com/nthnashma/stat…
920
my immigrant parents never let me leave the house. this is just summer break
921
no weapon formed against italians shell pasta
923
the tweets people got off are literally what made them allow me back lol. thank you all so much
925
lol. people clearly don’t understand.
my RACE is italian.
my NATIONALITY is sicilian.
CULTURALLY i am black
my ETHNICITY is gay twitter.com/LetsGoGoose/st…