851
it was “all lives matter” until they said don’t go outside now it’s “if i die redeeming my sunglasses hut reward points for my 3rd pair of oakleys so be it”
852
sex is disgusting and i would never have it
853
this is literally the home depot on nostrand twitter.com/BrittanyBonet/…
856
happy cheating to all the students <3 remember your university doesn’t give a fuck about you n sees you only as a fraction of their revenue so return the finesse ❤️❤️ (unless you’re a STEM student or something then you should do your work so bridges dont collapse, pills work etc)
857
biden / ivanka trump 2020
858
being a gay teen really prepared me for all of my closest relationships to exist entirely online during quarantine
859
oh so cultural appropriation is okay when blacks do it? twitter.com/BabyFaceLxy/st…
861
why are you thinking about kids im talking about dumbledore getting his wizussy kedavra’d by mad eye moody twitter.com/danielleagst1/…
862
no neolib but imagine bottoming at hogwarts omg... you just wave your wand and say fleetus deletus then boom the water is clear
863
i remember favoriting tweets abt this like “haha MOOD!” i take it back. i want someone in my house. please twitter.com/TheCut/status/…
864
no rumi and sir carter but i love goat milk
865
biden voters: if biden loses we will only have bernie supporters to blame
politicians: twitter.com/lhfang/status/…
866
wild how non-black people being pro-black is a career yet black people being pro-black is a threat
867
yall washing your hands before getting in the shower after taking a shit? 🤔
869
the reason corona wasn’t discovered earlier in the US twitter.com/DamnDRoseTweet…
870
us: medicare for all
joe biden: twitter.com/Usher/status/1…
871
the inventors of gorilla glue: twitter.com/clay_png/statu…
872
cisgender heterosexuality did not exist before cellphones. but they won’t tell that the 5G towers and radiation are turning our babies into cishet abominations.
873
if you don’t provide coronavirus aid to “illegal immigrants” then the people who are literally the most essential workers will continue to face high infection rates.... they don’t think that’s going to affect the rest of the country????? what’s not clicking twitter.com/IlhanMN/status…
874
one quick but impactful thing we could all do today is blow up this company’s email/mentions/voicemails. they’ve been forcing workers to perform in unsafe conditions.
their @ is @MOMsOrganicMrkt
call them at 301-767-9433
or
email them at scott@momsorganicmarket.com
875
charli x☭x....