926
2020 started with the assassination of an international political figure and threats of nuclear war and that’s just a side plot
927
why did i have to be a carbon based mammal what if i was a phosphorus based sentient ball of light
928
joe biden tm morning: hey sorry i was in the shower
929
soulja boy has more historical relevance and musical impact than john lennon
930
eye contact is going to feel like nutting at the same time after this
931
MY QUEEN!!! LITERALLY BANISHING CORONA FROM THE EARTH LOOK AT HER HANDS!!!! SHAMAMNNANALAKESHABBABABA YESSSSS!!!!!! BANISH IT!!!!!!! NO EVIL SHALL PREVAIL SHEBASHKAKANANANA OOOOOOOOOOO t.co/pBcixxOueI
932
no one:
the concept of time: twitter.com/RealChalamet/s…
933
quarantine got y’all discovering the weirdest things 😂😅 tf is a father twitter.com/scenephaze/sta…
934
tame impala is better than the beatles
935
now y’all know damn well if china did this... twitter.com/HomaBashWEWS/s…
936
that’s enough being perceived for today
937
day ??? and millie bobby brown singing “yew MEH seh umma dreeeemuh” is playing on loop in my head
938
bitch you’re a building twitter.com/WhiteHouse45/s…
940
i have a playlist for when you bust from sexting during social distancing but the post nut clarity never comes
open.spotify.com/playlist/2H1dp…
942
i be forgetting this country is run by religious extremists
943
i thought that was bear in the big blue house twitter.com/LevanCarrie/st…
944
like shit will be normal and then every 10 minutes i’m like oh right the world is ending
945
i eat mushrooms but i do not respect them. they spoil and then they grow mold like how you a fungus getting clapped by another fungus you’re not even good in your own hood
946
us: we need to fix the systems that created this pandemic in the first place. that means FREE not affordable FREE healthcare, paid sick leave, workers rights, it’s all very possible if we just prioritized HUMAN LIVES instead of banks and military—
politicians:
948
what are some struggle meals from your culture/household that are actually good as fuck
