802
who is even close to cupcakke rn lyrically like....
803
they should’ve never said that black & brown people were being disproportionately affected by COVID because now white people think they’re immune
804
imagine that move where they drop from the top of the pole and catch themselves before hitting the floor on live tv
805
pole dancing should be an olympic sport what the fuck is shot put
806
white & middle class w no mask is the new maga hat
807
honestly i feel bad for the “born again” “ex-homosexuals” until i remember that — from person experience — closeted christian sex be hitting harder than any drug on earth
808
the first person who ate a pineapple was fucking insane
809
are you the oldest sibling or did you have a childhood
810
scar cruising at the watering hole the night he knocked mufasa off the cliff
811
fellas is it gay not to be gay twitter.com/LadeIsPower/st…
812
she is singlehandedly rewriting the gregorian calendar twitter.com/SophieASlut/st…
813
people will be “woke” but love their dads... sis that’s the patriarchy
814
“ya man dm he be beggin for my pelvis
shittin on bitches til i’m dead — elvis” twitter.com/nmcharts/statu…
815
peppa pig twitter.com/tommycfcharris…
816
we are the daughters of the witches you couldn’t burn twitter is shaking twitter.com/pink_leninade/…
817
the computers waiting for sza to call them in and audition twitter.com/archillect/sta…
818
the entire world: the corona drug treatment should be free
gilead:
819
cishet men washing their asshole twitter.com/CBSNews/status…
821
too much “i was gifted in school” discourse and not enough “both my parents worked so i used to be at school until 7pm just waiting with the teachers who would grow more annoyed by the hour” discourse
822
half of y’all were gifted kids because your parents were doing your school projects for you
823
i’ve moved past quarantine horny i don’t want sex i want to fist fight
