2301
negging is the ugliest, whackest flirting strategy just bump into me and make meaningful eye contact while you help me pick up my belongings like a real one
2302
i used to get so mad waiting 2 hours for my parents to say goodbye at their friend's house but my 20s have taught me it really be like that
2305
no sodom and gomorrah but i’m struggling with a Lot rn 😔
2306
the affirmative actors gave game of thrones spoilers seasons in advance and told me to ruin it for my white peers or i lose my scholarship
2310
y’all really thought this rihanna album was coming in 2019 lmao jamaicans are never on time
2312
how is mandem getting on tonight wots tha move bruvs xx
2313
jamaicans will have a function and play 47 versions of this song back to back with some laser sound effects in between twitter.com/holelottacash2…
2314
got to be cute on a rooftop w some of my best comedy friends for @GQMagazine
📸 : (ig) mrwhite_
👕👖👟: (ig) mobolajidawodu
2315
sapiosexuals when the phallus, yoni, et al. is engorged twitter.com/EmojiMashupBot…
2318
me sending reparation requests to my white relatives on 23andMe
2320
mike pence accelerated an hiv epidemic in indiana
google.com/amp/s/www.nyti…
2321
not to mention the bidets decrease the amount of toilet paper needed to achieve edibility.
less toilet paper = more trees = more atmospheric CO2 absorption = less climate change
2322
narrator: every year this creature sheds its winter coat to stay cool and find new mates
*camera zooms in on me cutting pants into jorts*
2323
your daily reminder that we are in a global climate crisis and it might be the right time to start carpooling to dick appointments
2324
if i get corona and there’s no wifi in quarantine, my dying wish is a chief keef x SOPHIE mixtape
2325
"how could you crush on someone who lives across the country they're like 1000 miles away"
me:
