2252
greta really flexed on every single 2000s male mumblecore filmmaker with ladybird
2253
kids these days listening to TRASH. xxxplaystation. little uzi fert. nobody remembers the hits....
2254
idk how to drive but i might learn just so i can force my music taste on people at 50 miles per hour
2255
me: i barely know basic math
me listening to vampire weekend drinking coffee: i have a ph.d in cardigans
2256
if the live action rugrats movie doesn’t have a track with playboi carti going full baby voice you can keep it
2258
I had no idea Dean had that kind of budget but my character’s CGI turned out great twitter.com/DanPurdy322/st…
2259
hating is a full time unpaid internship
2260
sign: smile! you're on camera :)
me, about to steal anyway:
2261
imagine that move where they drop from the top of the pole and catch themselves before hitting the floor on live tv
2262
i’m not from the hood, i’m from harvey. Harvey, Illinois admittedly has one of the best school districts in Illinois and the median household income is $750,000. The town is 98% white and the most popular profession is neurosurgeon. still, that doesn’t invalidate my experiences twitter.com/boredbeard1/st…
2263
big dick energy is a subtle, innate confidence whereas can fight energy is a felt, unpredictable aura
2265
me & my bro in the club bathroom too drunk to get our romphims back on
2266
daniel kaluuya 5’9
oscar isaac 5’9
tom holland 5’8
nick jonas 5’7
kendrick lamar 5’6
bruno mars 5’6
umm, srry but short men winning sweaties
2267
deleting tweets is a part of my second amendment rights
2268
people w prostates over 40 going to the doctor
2269
straight twitter: i eat pussy w a steak knife
queer twitter: i like frank ocean
straight twitter: Pleace... Keep This Away From My Children
2270
okay wait who else’s icloud is fucking up
2272
beto shoulda just sat there and ate his romeritos con camarones y nopales
2273
please be careful everyone. i lost a friend who smoked weed. he's fine he just got really into doing finger dances to edm with light gloves
