2276
do any countries think an american accent is sexy
2277
put pickled jalapeños and oregano on my frozen pizza before putting it in the oven. ina garten just sent a cease and desist
2278
me listening to old emo and pop punk and realizing every song is glorifying a toxic relationship
2280
.@BernieSanders we should be able to pay student loans with unused accelerated reader points
2281
lgbtq actors consistently don’t get cast to play ourselves OR cis straight people OR horny ghosts. we just can’t win
2282
happy fathers day remember to double check that you're texting dad not daddy
2283
*reads news*
me: twitter.com/youngthug/stat…
2284
this is caribbean male culture twitter.com/500wayz_/statu…
2285
flirting and having sex is not the slay yall think it is... that's something that should be had in a state recognized marriage or vibe affirmed soul tie. a lot of you are lucky jesus forgives because you need it twitter.com/colderthan__ic…
2286
if i don't tweet as much it's because i'm writing for this show twitter.com/thr/status/923…
2287
stream @ayoedebiri and @Rachel_Sennott’s show
2288
i hate when you go to the twitter search bar and you a see a headline for a split second that looks something like “SARS is back and killing more people than ever” then it refreshes and you go to track down what actually was and it’s some shit like “Sean Spicer is Killing DWTS”
2290
small pentecostal churches be sounding like diy house shows
2291
closeted 12 year old me in the corner of the family party
2292
people who don’t tag their hot friends in instagram photos are the biggest threat to the future of america
2293
IT'S OFFICIAL! 9021.0 gpa. got into 300 colleges and 4 prisons. harvard begged to lick my sweaty armpits. did i mention i'm 12? #blackboyjoy
2294
pusha t going through photobucket to find the pic of drake in blackface
2295
what facial expression is 🥴 supposed to be
2296
me tweeting about rihanna writing same ol mistakes
2297
alright a weep mi weep fi di picni dem but meghan an arry dry unno eye cus reparation due an yuh ave time fi ball but mi nuh see yuh pick up checkbook from mawnin
2298
i'm crossfaded off allergy meds and iced coffee
2299
y'all still dating homophobes in 2017
2300
scaramucci got divorced, had a son, got and lost a job in 10 days while its halfway thru summer & i still haven't finished season 6 of veep
