1276
one taught me love. one taught me patience. one taught me pain.
1277
*animated lizzie pops up while real lizzie is at the clinic taking a urine test after a chlamydia scare* twitter.com/Variety/status…
1278
i wanna make a tv show like Insecure or GIRLS but call it Faggots just bc i think itd be funny to hear people say "Faggots on HBO"
1279
the focus right now is beating trump. people say “ joe and kamala indirectly or directly lead to the incarceration of thousands of black and brown people ” but a lot of those people can no longer vote anyway, so they dont matter. what does matter? black lives. namely? K. Harris’s
1280
y’all see this??? he said 6’2” is medium. MEDIUM... this is the household i grew up in... twitter.com/JavaughnSYW/st…
1281
twitter on the west coast is hard cus you’re just waking up and people are already talking about how mr. rogers had big dick energy
1282
not only are we burdened with consciousness but we also have flesh vessels that are slowly breaking down as we speak. who came up with this shit
1283
??? i’m seeing people attack him but he’s wearing a cross earring and a sleeveless vest? he’s clearly queer which makes him a person of color twitter.com/consequence/st…
1284
almond, coconut, and soy products... yall aint gotta base your worth on being an “alternative” to dairy. you are whole. you are enough.
1285
someone please let me remake this twitter.com/danozzi/status…
1286
poc: *breathe* twitter.com/thehill/status…
1287
justin bieber, haley baldwin, ariana grande and pete davidson are bravely fighting for gay marriage rights by proving that marriage was never that serious in the first place
1288
2020 i’m going to get hotter and dumber but also smarter and less superficial
1289
when im sad im gay but when im sad and reading i am queer
1290
taylor is about to drop the white neoliberal feminist equivalent of to pimp a butterfly
1293
some of yall never filled an empty body wash bottle with water to make it stretch and it shows
1294
the key to taking photos is really just hitting as many poses as possible. no one is ugly from every angle
1295
me to a drone in 2029 twitter.com/souljaboy/stat…
1296
me and my husband beating up your child twitter.com/PapiJuiceGawd/…
1297
if my sun comes home wearing cargo shorts with a “girl”friend around his arm... idk bro 🤢 twitter.com/uxcynn/status/…
1298
peta is somewhere drafting an infographic comparing chicken sandwiches to police brutality
1299
people who had emo phases are at our most powerful in the fall... feeing reckless... might fuck around and poke thumb holes in my sweater sleeves...
1300
Nico was my improv coach for 4 years in chicago. i learned so much about acting and comedy from him. if i've ever made you laugh he's a big part of that. this really fucking hurt to read
medium.com/@nicolas.j.car…
