1226
creationists be like “not the bayang”
1228
andrew yang: twitter.com/jmartNYT/statu…
1229
before the anti-cop hate brigade comes in to attack our suburban soldiers, look here. that kid is reaching for its mother’s waist for what is presumably a gun. he’s at least 16 or 17, 215lbs by the looks of it. the service men were lucky to make it out alive
1230
rihanna pregnant with the next tame impala album
1231
someone: *gives me a sincere compliment*
me: twitter.com/kanyewest/stat…
1232
lick it good. suck this pussy just like you should. my neck. my back. my pussy & my crack. twitter.com/calebprice1/st…
1236
no one:
white liberal: do black people *really* not like the prison industrial complex? or is that just something my niece with blue hair who goes to wesleyan says at thanksgiving dinner
1237
yall got bible verses in your bio and sin in your dms
1238
the lack of john cho daddy content is disappointing. ya'll so focused on jeff goldblum's "smells like sandalwood and cigars" daddy energy you're missing out on equally as good and valid "remembered the kids' doctor appointment and cooked a last minute dinner" energy
1240
women’s fashion: beautiful prints, bold patterns, quality fabrics
men’s fashion: t shirt that says “will trade my sister for fortnite”
1241
republicans when the NRA lobbyists visits congress
pic.twitter.com/xXZwar7LA6
1242
NYT (OP-Ed) The Death Penalty Is Inhumane. But Then What Do We Do About Will Smith?
1243
people of color be like “my life a movie 😭😭” yeah but yer not winning any oscars buckaroo
1245
happy coming out day. it’s never easy opening up about anything at all. most people who say they’re from any major city are actually from the suburbs of that city. we are constantly soft lying about who we are. being honest about your identity is a mf GIFT not an imperative
1246
i one day i will be 50 years old putting on a yale sweatshirt and pouring alcoholic horchata into flask omw to see a vampire weekend reunion tour and only then will i understand how all those white parents felt going to see bon springstreen or whoever
1247
they’re about to loot some mimosas and eggs benedict twitter.com/4theculture___…
1248
dc cops getting kicked out of the klan meeting for pretend hitting protesters too hard
1249
me: *checking phone on the train*
extremely woke man: *smacking phone out my hand* look at u, missing out on life because ur stuck in your phone. you could be reading advertisements or becoming friends with the man using his own shit to masturbate. but no. youre on “twitter”
1250
me in high school & college forcing myself to like an artist for a boy
