1201
be yourself - frank ocean twitter.com/MillerStream/s…
1202
in a real apocalyptic scenario idk how long im willing to fight tbh. 3 hours into the water riots im ready give up and tell my loved ones a reba dirt cheese
1203
born after 1990 culture is feeling 40 years older than people 4 years younger than you
1204
i was at a bojangles in dc once and a pfizer lobbyist dared krysten sinema to fish a $20 bill out from under a urinal cake with her tongue and she did it.
1205
we're brothers
we're happy and we're singing
and we're colored
1206
*laughs in extension cord* t.co/8JmbXVToiN
1207
me: *logs on*
brand: you're finna gunna FLEEK your lit mind and call nae-nae and dab'quan about these niggatastic deals
1208
sitting naked on your bed with your macbook on your lap and letting the computer radiation quietly murder your reproductive cells is the same thing as going on a valentine’s date. don’t let anyone tell you different
1209
who gentrified me twitter.com/LoudDose/statu…
1210
me:
gay couple on instagram explore page: seattle with this goober 👱🏻♂️👱🏻♂️
1211
if all your man does is RUIN YOUR LIFE and USE UP all your STUFF that’s not your boyfriend sis that is CAPITALISM
1212
“my father is proof that good old men dying is perfectly natural, be it illness or state violence” — meghan mccain twitter.com/roqchams/statu…
1213
rihanna told me to delete snapchat so i deleted snapchat and then accidentally posted a full body, face included nude on my instagram story. i have suffered for you queen where is the album
1214
realizing im approaching an age where all the good romantic prospects are starting to get in serious relationships i might have to alicia keys it
1215
my therapist said he doesn’t understand jake gyllenhaal thirst might have to ghost
1216
welp tumblr is banning porn so it’s no nut forever
1218
2:00pm - twitter is toxic i’m taking a break
2:01pm -
1219
when you can mute people w certain words in their bio this app will know peace
1220
if he wins the primary i’m not just going to hand biden my vote he better take them dentures out and get to work
1221
he said i was funny & now i have enough validation to last me the rest of 2k18
1222
the fact they are 100% going to hire a non black artist to do a wakanda forever harriet mural twitter.com/pslweb/status/…
1223
the economy should be backed by proven science like astrology. it just makes more sense than the stock markets or whatever that is
1224
americas next president will be a socialist horse girl
