1051
2019 i'm sending one exclamation point per email tops it's hard out here no one is that excited
1052
me: they didn't respond because they're busy don't jump to any conclusions
my brain:
1053
bhad bhabie? twitter.com/PreCodeDotCom/…
1054
me: what’s your skincare routine
straight guy:
1056
some of y’all aren’t ready for conversations but y’all ain’t ready for that conversation
1057
honoredt to be on @TeenVogue’s young hollywood issue
tnvge.co/1dKPkJv
1058
republican: *gets squirted w water gun at a 4th barbecue* This country has a long history of hosing down its freedom fighters for their right to exist. This is the exact same treatment suffered by Martin Luther King and the other one
1059
good evening fellow adhd heads where are we losing our debit cards today
1060
it’s sad how bilingualism is the norm in so many other countries but america is so deadset on only speaking english that we start making up nonsense like smol bean
1061
quarantine got y’all discovering the weirdest things 😂😅 tf is a father twitter.com/scenephaze/sta…
1062
people be white middle class and cishet like “omg i’m going thru such a quarter life crisis” ? friends is right there you better go read ur instruction manual
1064
billionaires after tricking the global poor and working class into believing fascism and nationalism will fix everything
1065
kings under 6ft tall... we are valid. we are strong. we are at lower risk of heart disease. if they can’t appreciate us now, be patient kings. how many tall old men do you know
1066
cnn about to see the voters of color turning out for bernie and be like “you know, it begs the question, did the 3/5ths rule make a point?”
1067
ass eating is mentioned no where in the bible therefore it is the only acceptable form of pre marital sex
1068
i want to make it clear that i did not graduate twitter.com/melissabellew_…
1069
white/straight ppl have so much media representation they get to openly dislike their own content
1070
we leaving lungs behind in 2018. we ain't cuffing no more bum ass land dwellers y'all we growing gills marrying into a wealthy merfamily and saving the whales
1071
if you’re dating an iPhone user you’re single to me. what they gunna do? stay loyal even though they stopped feeling excited years ago?
1072
it’s snowing outside.. who wants to start a family
1073
in 2020 we’re not cancelling we’re fighting
1074
if politicians were taking my voting rights i would just vote ❤️ twitter.com/MONSTROUSONMAI…
1075
eye contact is going to feel like nutting at the same time after this
