1026
first generation american culture is knowing your parents left their birth country to give their kids a better life and quickly realizing you'll have to do the same
1027
christian the lgbtq
fundamentalists community
🤝
jk rowling sucks
1028
i need this coffee shop to turn down the music so i can hear this couple break up
1029
can we get a thread of 100% (no offense) italians going?? 😍
1030
this is why you should always tongue kiss your boys good night. you never know which day is your last 😔 twitter.com/nypost/status/…
1032
the new pick me’s are straight dudes tweeting “i wouldn’t even kill lil nas x for being gay... ladies”
1033
1st gen kids waiting for their parents to pick them up from school at 6:30
1034
if you don’t provide coronavirus aid to “illegal immigrants” then the people who are literally the most essential workers will continue to face high infection rates.... they don’t think that’s going to affect the rest of the country????? what’s not clicking twitter.com/IlhanMN/status…
1036
lacroix is like drinking sprite with a condom
1037
stoner: lonely
mind: freed
at: night
1038
i surprised my mom w a dress and an invite to the emmys
1039
imagine if someone k!lled your loved one and instead of him facing justice, his friends gave you a high five & a pat on the back to let you know they’re actually really chill and they’re actually grilling with the murderer on saturday and wanted to see if you’d come but no presh
1040
fellas is it gay to be straight?? you telling me the word straight got two silent letters in it? why g & h so quiet? so people don’t hear them hiding in the closet??? 😫💀 idk bro sound a lil juicy 2 me 😭😭😭
1041
the key to unlocking your creativity is never learning how to do math and then having to resort to exploiting your experiences and traumas for content
1042
y’all will watch wandavision but won’t. ummm. y’all won’t. fuck. uhhh. hm. y’all mfs won’t even. watch. wait. YALL will watch WANDAVISION but y’all mfs wont even. um. hold on YALL will watch wandavision but can’t even. but can’t even.. okay okay wait. y’all will watch wandavision
1045
ohhhh so when centrists said the US would turn into venezuela if bernie won they meant they would interfere w the election. i think people misunderstood them. we owe them an apology
1047
plain white t’s: hey there delilah what’s it like in new york city
delilah: air is $5 a pound and my neighbor called the police on a baby for being black near a coffee shop
1048
when husband in hereditary is looking at the miniature sculpture of the accident like “jesus christ” and toni collette goes “what????? that’s what it looked like” twitter.com/IMDb/status/11…
1049
this is my favorite track off blonde twitter.com/Pazanate_/stat…
1050
when i see christopher columbus in hell it's on sight
