1101
white men commit random mass murder more than lgbtq people, women, and poc because when we don’t get what we want from life we’re told to blame ourselves xoxo gossip girl
1102
white people snapped when they made buffalo cauliflower
1104
i feel so Healthy when i go to concerts like why yes i do Activities
1105
winnie: and that’s on what?
christopher: period pooh
1106
yall will have a hot girl/boy summer but won’t get saved. enjoy your hot eternity
1107
me: *buys aloe vera plant* i'll name you healthcare
1108
lmao yall still meal prep?? LMFAO catch up. i wrap a half eaten cookie in kleenex and keep it in my pocket for later
1109
little caesers are the last remains of the Roman Empire
1112
boomers: first you do the hokey pokey
gen x: stop! hammer time :)
millennials: yUUUUUUUUUU!!!!
gen z:
twitter.com/KolorsofKeish/…
1113
that thang moving like a military family
1114
she said i had my activia and i'm ready to shit on yall twitter.com/ZoeRoseBryant/…
1115
at some point in 2017 the primary tweet stealers shifted from common white girl or dory to 70 different accounts with prof pics of a lightskin adjacent teen taking a squat selfie in a h&m dressing room mirror
1116
the only thing stopping christian bale from playing charles manson is the fact he’d fuck around and actually murder
1117
y’all are dumb if you didn’t know this thing ive known. lmao i was born knowing bc that’s how i am. you don’t know and you are below me that’s for sure. jury’s out if there’s hope for you. a jury is a part of the us “justice” system. bet you didn’t know that either
1118
that guy in your intro to philosophy class
1120
me washing my hands: [bye sharona voice] die corona
1121
it’s like i know ur selling my data but it’s nice when you let me see it
1122
straight men having mustaches is queerbaiting
1123
humans act like we're at the top of the animal kingdom when most of us only have two tiddies. cows?? 4 tiddies. dogs? 10 tiddies. yet we're the superior species??? idk something don't add up
1124
poor white people: where are the jobs you promised us
republicans: twitter.com/likybo15/statu…
1125
ok trump is impeached now a graphic design twink has got to fake some grindr screenshots of mike pence. we have to take him out next. quickly
