976
lol but fr though what the fuck is going on like actually
977
me on limewire infecting the family computer
978
oh we dragging marian catholic? the school that has a majority black student body but like 2 black staff members? the school that expelled black students for false positives on drug tests? the school that had teachers refuse to play the obama inauguration? the school that used un
979
sitting at 7. raising a family at 7. retiring at 7. dying a peaceful death at 7. twitter.com/HexPositive/st…
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i don’t want americans to have a livable wage, i want lil caesars employees to say pizza pizza again twitter.com/JRubinBlogger/…
981
joe biden is NO rihanna
rihanna supports wealth redistribution “throw it up, watch it all fall out”
she created gay rights
“must be love on the brain”
she plans to grant asylum to all climate change refugees
“you can stand under my umbrella”
and she never segregated schools twitter.com/dancluchey/sta…
983
anyone not on theme this year at the met gala is homophobic
984
valentine’s day is a hallmark holiday. it’s overrated and what’s important is focusing on yourself and okay now that people in relationships aren’t reading: single people post the DMs. expose all the cuffed people digicheating. if we’re not happy this valentine’s no one is happy
985
americans need to stop the pop vs soda debate for a second to mutually attack brits for calling it “fizzy drink”
987
paramore is right there twitter.com/guardian/statu…
988
skinny white dude: *paints one nail, wears flowy blouse*
the internet:
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white people will complain about having to see another presidential race with “two old white men” but will still have living grandparents. change starts at home
990
you still have time to delete this and add park so-dam twitter.com/TheAcademy/sta…
991
insane how they could release this today and it would be the most futuristic, progressive thing on the top 40
993
u ever listen to music and it sounds gay, like u can’t explain but all the sounds combined just arent heterosexual? i felt that way abt panic @ the disco, the drums, and passion pit... lead singers all lgbtq... they say real eyes realize real lies but gay ears gay hear gay queers
994
catch me on valentines day wearing a flowy top, crossfaded off allergy meds and a glass of wine, twirling to fleetwood mac in my bedroom mirror
995
y’all need to be patient nevada is on ssris
996
RT if chipotle should add cut up hot dogs as a protein option
997
schools need to teach interpersonal and relationship skills we really just out here just traumatizing each other
998
i made a fake elon musk accnt called “cool elon musk,” tweeted “just watched 500 days of summer” and it was immediately blocked lmao
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pastel shorts twitter: ya, my family is “upper middle class” or whatever but we struggled. like in the 2008 financial crisis my mom got hurt at pilates & we had to hire a third maid. *blows nose into supreme rag* & if i didn’t keep a 3.0 i got NOTHING. *sniffles* do u want a line
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ok booma twitter.com/BobLonsberry/s…
