926
okay put woody allen on trial and play manhattan twitter.com/HotFreestyle/s…
927
unless you’re going to grad/med/law school, most jobs do not give a fuck about your GPA. jobs after school come from your experience/connections/cronyism/nepotism/internships. dassit. no one gives a fuck about your 3.6 you fucking nerd twitter.com/HBCUBuzz/statu…
928
good afternoon fellas what are we irrationally hating just because it’s enjoyed by women today
929
me:
louis ck: back in my day the only pronouns were nigga/er
930
LMAOOOOOO IVE ALWAYS WANTED ONE OF THESE twitter.com/eikcinek/statu…
931
no one:
people hearing you have to pack: the trick is to roll it up
932
spiderman:
thanos: twitter.com/wattpadcomment…
933
what’s sexted in quarantine stays in quarantine. when or if this is over there will be renegotiations
934
i stared into the abyss and tell me why the abyss stared back?? lmao i’m like keep playing with me before i eat that abussy
935
is there space for more than one male rapper in the game rn??? discuss
936
half of y’all were gifted kids because your parents were doing your school projects for you
937
kellogs inventing corn flakes twitter.com/stopthehorny/s…
938
if you and i ooop you’re sksksksk to me. what’s sis gunna do? tea spill?
939
windshield wipers when you accidentally turn them on
940
i accepted my mortality the moment i stopped correcting On My Way! to omw
941
a single mom who works two jobs
who loves her kids and never stops
with gentle hands and the heart of a fighter
942
larry stans before meeting a psychiatrist
943
top bottom and vers twitter.com/taydolo_/statu…
944
so true bestie twitter.com/BBCCoalition/s…
945
my ETHNICITY is italian.
my NATIONALITY is british.
my RACE is gay. twitter.com/lisaxxyy/statu…
946
brendan urie came out as pan and it only makes sense. a hetero could not have made a fever you can’t sweat out, it’s just not realistic
947
fluent in sarcasm. let’s go on an adventure. dog parent. hufflepuff seeking gryffindor.
948
ik he has a past but this is the best chris brown has looked in years twitter.com/41Strange/stat…
949
yall need to stop hating on sex scenes and start demanding more non cishet male directors. i promise yall will not hate sex scenes as much
950
a 15 year old black child was incarcerated for not doing her homework. yes. by this woman. who claimed that missing homework assignments violates parole. she’s a judge for @OakGov. let the cyber bullying commence twitter.com/sbagen/status/…
