876
uber drivers be like “can u give me directions.” none of us know what we’re doing. this world is pure chaos
878
film twitter come get yall juice twitter.com/stereogum/stat…
879
BREAKING: Pack of Lone Wolves Convene in Nations Capital
880
someone is playing that “why don’t u just meet me in the middle” song on their cellphone speaker. on the plane. the PLANE. an a e r o c r a f t. it is 6:45am. he must be ejected. yes he is
882
student: can i go to the bathroom
teacher: *cocks glock* idk can you
student: *pissing self* may i
884
chlorine and ammonia twitter.com/JordanUhl/stat…
885
me taking the tape off my webcam to talk to the nsa
886
imagine how institutional racism would crumble if we named a street Cocoa Butter Boulevard...
889
citrus candles are a kitchen/bathroom scent and do not belong in the bedroom. if you dnt know the difference idk if you can be trusted w my body
890
when a straight person is hot that is queer baiting
891
not a single candidate has hit the woah yet. seems like no one wants it enough
892
it’s wild healthcare is still such a contentious thing like just make it so you can go to the hospital without ruining your life
893
people who defend billionaires on here, have they dropped off your free care package yet
895
if you’re in brooklyn, this community fridge outside playground coffee (1114 bedford ave) is restocked daily with !!!FREE!!! fresh food. u can drop off / pick up stuff whenever. peep the oatly they have good shit
896
link to article: 5 THINGS EVERY PERSON SHOULD DO TO PREVENT CORONA SPREADING
the article in question:
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email:
password:
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897
when we die they should remove all the microplastics from our body and recycle it into a little souvenir for our loved ones
898
me: *watching anime* hey that guy told me to kill myself on twitter
899
fellas is it gay to exist under capitalism? you mean to tell me rich old white men are snatching the fruits of my labor? fruits? idk bro sound a little spicy too me
900
i’d be in his dm’s trying to throw neck like a giraffe fight twitter.com/icecube/status…
