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let’s get a thread of good cops going to cleanse the TL 💙💙💙
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dating photographers, graphic designers, cinematographers... pointless... a fools errand... they never show their face online... ur friends like “lemme see” & ur like “umm their insta is mostly buildings” .... they forget u exist cus they’re thinking abt fonts or some shit
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fellas is it gay to not have scurvy twitter.com/Struggle_Tweet…
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if you’re under 18 stop reading
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fellow adults we excited to fall asleep before 10 this weekend??
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the year is 2015. a car passes playing antidote by travis scott. someone whips as a reaction. everyone laughs. your brain produces serotonin effortlessly. you check your phone. your crush just sent you a vine. you smile earnestly, not understanding how unnatural it soon will feel
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i wonder if artists see themselves at the top people’s 60,000+ hour spotify wrapped like “wow that person gave me at least $3.74”
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fellas is it gay not to be gay twitter.com/LadeIsPower/st…
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net neutrality: *dies*
me talking to my best friend through a tin can with a wire in the back: hey lol wyd
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ppl will shit on astrology but believe in god like... don’t be mad you picked the boring one
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i’m not dating i’m just waiting for a couple to take me in as their third so i don’t have to do too much work just follow the rules
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lettuce getting ready to give people e coli twitter.com/itsjcerm/statu…
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first rule of comedy: drop a piano on your head from a tall building then emerge from the piano rubble with a smile that reveals your teeth have now become piano keys twitter.com/therealroseann…
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“this you?” — god on judgment day watching clips of you receiving oral sex
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was walking down the street eating a red velvet cupcake and a guy walked by and said "it's good huh"
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People Always Act Big Until They’re Under Heat 🔥 Okay Spinach 🙄🙄🙄😭
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just a warning that we are ~18 days away from white frat bros putting on a maga hat/blackface and calling it a kanye costume and ~19 days away from kanye defending them
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i’m wearing masks for the rest of my life virus or no virus tf you looking at me for
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ty for bringing awareness to the fact that no black women has released music during since 2009 twitter.com/PopCrave/statu…
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i regret to inform you i just received word that buying books is not the same as reading them. i'm asking you please respect my privacy during this time
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tell me you’re straight without telling me you’re straight twitter.com/euphimaa/statu…
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go the fuck off, frida twitter.com/fluffsociety/s…
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early 20s on here be like "you're old 🤢" you haven't been able to go outside since your freshman orientation
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second hand shein is kinda the move like most of the lead is already on someone elses body
