1801
It’s obviously now government policy to now take to Twitter to stoke up “culture wars” - while these well paid men, who work for you, are commenting on cricket and decorations, they’re not working on things that are, you know, actually important
1803
Caption competition - winner chosen on Friday
1804
Our neighbours, taking back control… twitter.com/SkyNews/status…
1805
Liz Truss monitoring the “Anti Growth Coalition” - not pictured, the members of her government missing courage, heart and brains…
1806
Wishing all my friends in the United States a very enjoyable Independence Day. 246 years and you’re still rubbing our noses in it…
1807
“It does not matter how many mistakes one makes in politics, so long as one keeps on making them. It is like throwing babies to the wolves:
once you stop, the pack overtakes the sleigh. This explains why it is
the present administration prospers.” - Winston Churchill, 1901 twitter.com/Telegraph/stat…
1809
On the 9th day of Christmas my true love sent to me, nine ladies dancing, eight maids a-milking, seven swans a-swimming, six geese a-laying, FIVE GOLD RINGS, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. Back of ladies-the birds are mine
1810
I warned him what would happen… twitter.com/lukemcgee/stat…
1811
What name should these bar stewards give their right-wing pub?
Reply with your suggestions below
1812
Sorry latest huge crisis that threatens to topple this clown car of a government, you’ll have to wait in line… twitter.com/SkyNews/status…
1813
Brendan Clarke-Smith MP accused people campaigning to provide meals to children of “celebrity virtue signalling” and asserted that food banks are a political weapon
bbc.com/news/education…
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/…
1814
CAT CHECK: Every member of the “European Research Group” voted to implement the Northern Ireland protocol: votes.parliament.uk/Votes/Commons/… twitter.com/LOS_Fisher/sta…
1815
It’s a good thing he hasn’t agreed to be on a TV show or he might have been suspended by the Conservative Party too… twitter.com/GeorgeGreenwoo…
1816
The government line: twitter.com/bbclaurak/stat…
1817
Boris Johnson, campaigning: “WE’RE GOING TO TAKE CONTROL OF OUR BORDERS!!!
Boris Johnson, governing: “Dear EU, send what you like to Britain, we won’t be checking it”
bbc.co.uk/news/business-…
1818
My friends @CatsProtection are giving away a copy of the book about me as a prize for #WorldBookDay twitter.com/CatsProtection…
1819
Tonight’s episode of #bbcqt has reminded me of one of the all time great tweets:
1820
This isn’t what levelling up looks like… twitter.com/suttontrust/st…
1821
Much to contemplate! twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
1822
Busy day around here… twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
1823
How did Boris Johnson go from being unbeatable to beaten? Two ways; gradually and then suddenly.
1824
I’m just going to sit on the red button for a few hours twitter.com/thetimes/statu…
1825
Looking at the opinion polls it seems the public isn’t keen on the UK being the subject of international mockery either and they think they know what to do about it twitter.com/thetimes/statu…
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.