1602
The only thing that got Piers Morgan universal support from the British public was when he decided to leave Britain twitter.com/SkyNews/status…
1603
Plus the dog ate his homework, he was washing his hair and he wasn’t even in when it happened… It doesn’t matter whether Lord Geidt and other establishment figures choose to believe him; it matters whether you do. twitter.com/SebastianEPayn…
1604
Another really important campaign from my good friends @CatsProtection - please have a look at what they’re trying to do to solve this problem twitter.com/CatsProtection…
1605
Lion not lying… twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
1606
We need to find someone in this administration who is in no way corrupt, complicit or compromised to run this inquiry. That leaves a shortlist of zero. twitter.com/BBCNews/status…
1607
I know Boris Johnson looking dishevelled while performing his duties is no longer surprising, but that doesn’t stop it being disappointing (photo @PoliticalPics)
1608
We cannot bring any of those 100,000 people back; they are lost to us forever. That’s why that number hurts us so much and why we must each do all that we can to prevent it from growing higher still.
1609
The government might be sinking fast, but there’s always time to rearrange the deckchairs twitter.com/PippaCrerar/st…
1611
Jeremy Wright, Kenilworth and Southam
“This is a very serious situation and questions about the prime minister’s ability to stay in office are legitimate.”
1612
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, six geese-a-laying, FIVE GOLD RINGS, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
Goose, calling bird, hen, turtle dove and partridge omelette for breakfast.
1613
Only mad dogs and Tory MPs go out in the midday sun. Even the mad dogs won’t be stupid enough to do it on Monday and Tuesday. twitter.com/joncstone/stat…
1615
My kind of yoga… twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
1616
If I were a Tory MP I’d simply follow the rules rather than thinking they were only for other people twitter.com/BBCWalesNews/s…
1617
There once was a man with no common sense
Who was supported by people that are clearly dense
“He’s still great,” they exclaimed
But to the public it’s plain
That in Boris they could have no confidence
#NoConfidence
1618
Cushty - you know it makes sense twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
1620
Apologies @krisjaniskarins twitter.com/imageplotter/s…
1621
Jacob Rees-Mogg is going to feel so silly when he remembers that Boris Johnson personally attended three of the parties that the police are investigating…
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1622
Richard Graham, Gloucester
Said he would await the findings of the Gray report, adding: “There are steps that every MP can take to bring about change. I do not rule out any of them in that situation.”
1623
Photographic proof I can touch my nose with my tongue! twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
1624
Me staring at them giving those answers… #BBCOurNextPM twitter.com/PjrFoto/status…
1625
Be not afeard. The isle is full of noises, Sounds, and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not. twitter.com/annalapwood/st…
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.