1404
Alright fellas, won’t be checking my tweets for a while as I’ll be watching AC-12 hunting bent coppers. Imagine that level of corruption in a public office! Now we’re sucking on diesel... #LineOfDuty
1405
Always a better weekend when I’m left to run the place twitter.com/PoliticalPics/…
1406
Government ministers now turning to the defence Richard Nixon unsuccessfully tried: if the Prime Minister says it, it can’t be a lie. It will work as well for them as it did for him.
1407
I’d be less concerned about being clever and more focussed on being respectful. twitter.com/atrupar/status…
1408
Don’t worry - I’m going nowhere. twitter.com/kitty_donaldso…
1409
Some animals were made to roam
Others to follow orders
Some were made to leave their home
While others crossed no borders
We are only concerned with me
They have too much patience
Cats wherever they want to be,
#DogsAtPollingStations
1410
Lord Hannan is famously wrong a lot, so even by his standards this is impressive. Johnson is known to be incredibly tight-fisted, he sacked Michael Gove because of a long standing grudge, is maliciously briefing against Sunak and his Brexit deal is in shreds. An attrocious record
1411
Once more, for the thick Tory ministers at the back:
JOHNSON WENT TO THE PARTIES. twitter.com/tamcohen/statu…
1412
The Attorney General has:
1. Called for Boris Johnson to resign
2. Said she’s running to replace him
3. Not resigned herself
An appropriately bonkers end to a bonkers day. twitter.com/itvpeston/stat…
1414
First rule of Downing Street: Never run out of ham! twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
1415
People who cohabit with cats know these faces well twitter.com/richterscale/s…
1416
Are we sure the European Super League wasn’t Chris Grayling’s idea?
1417
Imagine the sort of inept politician that would sign up to such a crazy arrangement, having campaigned on the basis of that crazy arrangement being a fantastic deal. twitter.com/BBCPolitics/st…
1418
They must be furious with the governments that have caused this cycle of stagnation and the incompetent ministers that formed them… twitter.com/Telegraph/stat…
1419
Name a more iconic pair. I’ll wait. twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
1420
Wishing a delightful Bank Holiday Monday to everyone who’s off work today and sending much love and grateful thanks to those who aren’t xxx
1421
Me watching the torrential rain in London today:
1422
If she doesn’t want the economy to keep crashing she either has to reverse the announced tax cuts or she has to cut public spending, unless the secret plan is to grow actual money trees? twitter.com/BBCNews/status…
1423
Given they’re fleeing a war zone, I’m sure they’d be willing to risk it… twitter.com/joncstone/stat…
1424
Team name: “No F in Shame” twitter.com/MirrorPolitics…
1425
Refusing to follow the rules you set for others is a terrible way to behave; criticising those who do follow the rules is abhorrent.
Rees-Mogg would do well to reflect on the covid outbreak that crippled the government he speaks for and the many, many deaths that followed. twitter.com/AdamBienkov/st…
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.