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Let’s be honest, this government would gladly sign a trade deal with Thanos. twitter.com/HuffPostUK/sta…
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Breakfast time: Dominic Cummings tries to take credit for the vaccination programme
Tea time: Vaccination programme goes wrong
#Superforecast
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While the evidence suggests otherwise, I’ve not been sleeping on Boris Johnson’s head
(Photo @PoliticalPics)
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This is utterly outrageous! Not the presenters making small talk; the fact a minister of the crown has hung his union flag upside down. twitter.com/wallaceme/stat…
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Wishing you all a very happy #RedNoseDay #ComicRelief
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Will recreate this in the new Downing Street briefing room as soon as possible so you have something to show for the £2.6m it cost... twitter.com/grace_panetta/…
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Disgraced former Prime Minister Boris Johnson and twice disgraced former Home Secretary Priti Patel nod along sadly reading this. twitter.com/Telegraph/stat…
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Communities Secretary “Honest” Bob Jenrick has announced a £56m fund to support costal towns. His landlocked constituency of Newark will no doubt be applying to build a pier.
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It’s #CensusDay for those of us in Northern Ireland, Wales or England so don’t forget to fill it in. Unfortunately worship of cats isn’t a recognised religion (unless you’re an ancient Egyptian)
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Did Da Vinci paint this photo? twitter.com/Lycains_/statu…
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Alright fellas, won’t be checking my tweets for a while as I’ll be watching AC-12 hunting bent coppers. Imagine that level of corruption in a public office! Now we’re sucking on diesel... #LineOfDuty
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“Hi it’s Boris”
“Boris who?”
“Johnson...”
- click - twitter.com/BBCNews/status…
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Boris Johnson, November 2019: “We will not be cutting our armed services in any form. We will be maintaining the size of our armed services, because we believe in our armed services.”
March 2021:
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What a decade the last year has been. #lockdownanniversary
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The thousands of brilliant scientists and medics from around the world who worked tirelessly are the reason we have the vaccines; Boris Johnson is the reason we were so very desperate for them. twitter.com/kateferguson4/…
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CAT CHECK: SAGE discussed the presence of asymptomatic transmission in January 2020
assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/upl… twitter.com/MENnewsdesk/st…
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You be the judge! twitter.com/PoliticalPics/…
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It turns out politicians can acknowledge making mistakes and offer genuine apologies, at least those in other countries can. twitter.com/Thomas_Sparrow…
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In fairness there’s few things Michael Gove says that don’t make me laugh. twitter.com/adampayne26/st…
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Egyptians with long memories might have some concerns... twitter.com/johnestevens/s…
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Me getting charged twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
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Cushty - you know it makes sense twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
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A reminder that the clocks go forward an hour tonight in the UK so you have even less time to wait for your vaccination.
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.