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I might not have been on Twitter at the weekend, but I was still on duty. twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
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The government still hasn’t found a way to stop foreign visitors from bringing strains of the virus into the UK, even those that they’ve personally invited. Not ideal. twitter.com/joepike/status…
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#Election2021
When you vote today, remember:
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#dogsatpollingstations makes me laugh every time: a parade of dumb mutts tied to a lamppost, sitting on a cold pavement while I’m chilling at home like the complete boss that I am.
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Is... is that @CountBinface? #Election2021
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76 years ago the tyranny of the Nazis was defeated in Europe. We remember the sacrifices our families and friends here and around the world made to make that possible twitter.com/I_W_M/status/1…
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What name should these bar stewards give their right-wing pub?
Reply with your suggestions below
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Politicians come and go; I’m here to stay.
(Photo @PoliticalPics)
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Joke candidate arrives at London count. Also pictured, Count Binface. twitter.com/CountBinface/s…
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Wishing a very happy Mother’s Day to all those in the parts of the world celebrating today (don’t worry UK followers, we’re not)
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Always be suspicious of politicians who want to make it harder to vote them out of power... twitter.com/helenbarrett/s…
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Boris Johnson is singlehandedly restoring the economy with the sheer number of investigations into his behaviour. Selflessness personified. twitter.com/SkyNews/status…
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“Why is this written in crayon?”
#QueensSpeech
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Who reckons the next step involves releasing 1,000 dogs? twitter.com/thehill/status…
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Government announces it’s scrapping elections... twitter.com/estwebber/stat…
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It’s going to be compulsory to have UK cats microchipped; this will make managing my cat army much easier...
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At least the bailiffs know they can take the wallpaper... twitter.com/BBCPolitics/st…
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Sure the Home Secretary broke the ministerial code, but at least she’s doing a good j... Mother of God.
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My “just woken up from a nap and it’s raining” face.
(Photo @PoliticalPics)
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I told him he should have made more of it about me...
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Cat to owner: “You’re on your own” twitter.com/ABC/status/139…
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More children appearing on Zoom please politicians.
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.