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Second best bit of TV all year twitter.com/scottygb/statu…
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My very good friend Elizabeth is looking for suggestions for cat charities for a Christmas gift x twitter.com/ElizabethRadcl…
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Best bit of TV all year twitter.com/scottygb/statu…
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“O hear us when we cry to Thee
For those in Peril on the sea”
Anyone who’s actions or rhetoric ultimately led to this tragedy must now live with the consequences of that terrible responsibility. twitter.com/BBCBreaking/st…
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Sometimes withdrawing your labour is the last option available to you. I’ve been doing it for around a decade now. twitter.com/BBCBreaking/st…
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The only explanation for this response from Musk is that he’s hired Smithers twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…
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On the 12th day of Christmas my true love sent to me, 12 drummers drumming, 11 pipers piping, 10 Lords a-leaping, 9 ladies dancing, 8 maids a-milking, 7 swans a-swimming, 6 geese a-laying, 5 GOLD RINGS, 4 collie birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtledoves and a partridge in a pear tree…
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Oh the weather outside is frightful
Central heating would be delightful
But since it costs too much dough
Oh no snow! Oh no snow! Oh no snow!
Tories show no signs of helping
And tell you to quit your yelping
Keep your lights turned way down low
Oh no snow! Oh no snow! Oh no snow!
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I hope nobody sets up a Twitter account pretending to be Dave the cat; that would be so lame… twitter.com/PA/status/1601…
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It’s snowing in London - make sure your humans have at least a month of snack and food supplies. twitter.com/Number10cat/st…
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Welcome to the team Dave x twitter.com/PA/status/1601…
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On the 11th day of Christmas my true love sent to me, 11 pipers piping, 10 Lords a-leaping, 9 ladies dancing, 8 maids a-milking, 7 swans a-swimming, 6 geese a-laying, 5 GOLD RINGS, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtledoves and a partridge in a pear tree. Music aids digestion.
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On the 10th day of Christmas my true love sent to me, 10 Lords a-leaping, 9 ladies dancing, 8 maids a-milking, 7 swans a-swimming, 6 geese a-laying, 5 GOLD RINGS, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtledoves and a partridge in a pear tree. Lord lept on a hen; feathers everywhere
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He’s hiding. twitter.com/SkyNews/status…
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If you’re not furious then you’re not paying attention:
theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/d…
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CAT ADVISORY NOTICE: It’s currently 0c in London; all cats are instructed to get inside, find the warmest spot in the house and remain there until Spring. Instructions for humans on how frequently to provide meals and snacks will follow.
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On the 9th day of Christmas my true love sent to me, nine ladies dancing, eight maids a-milking, seven swans a-swimming, six geese a-laying, FIVE GOLD RINGS, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. Back of ladies-the birds are mine
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On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, eight maids a-milking, seven swans a-swimming, six geese a-laying, FIVE GOLD RINGS, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. Good gift, needed some milk to wash down the birds
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The King and I. And Sunak. twitter.com/PjrFoto/status…
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On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me, seven swans a-swimming, six geese a-laying, FIVE GOLD RINGS, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. They’re not a-swimming anymore; ate them.
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My pal @imageplotter caught me looking cute:
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On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, six geese a-laying, FIVE GOLD RINGS, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. Made goose, calling bird, French hen, turtle dove, partridge & pear omelette. Ate it.
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Great, now I have guilt. twitter.com/Gizmodo/status…
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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, FIVE GOLD RINGS, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. Anyone want to swap some gold rings for something I can eat?
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.