1501
Johnson is up in Manchester for the Conservative conference so I’m running the place undisturbed; lots of tidying up to do…
1502
What’s the number one priority for the UK environment secretary?
Global warming?
Flooding?
Animal welfare?
Nope, turkeys. Good grief.
1503
Boris Johnson: Sure, your Dad died of cancer at 48 but what’s important is that time he went from earning £12.20 an hour to £12.70 an hour…
1504
Boris Johnson playbook:
- Avoid question
- Say the opposite of what he’s previously said without acknowledging that he’s saying the opposite of what he previously said
- Waffle some nonsense until questioner gets bored
- Repeat twitter.com/Steven_Swinfor…
1506
This shouldn’t need saying, but the comments of some public officials suggest otherwise:
When someone is murdered by a police officer the focus must be on ensuring murderers aren’t made police officers, not on anything their victim should supposedly have done.
1507
The world is watching… twitter.com/maddiedai/stat…
1508
Long night… twitter.com/PoliticalPics/…
1509
Even wet I still look fabulous… twitter.com/LightHackers/s…
1510
We need to be going places but we’re running on empty… #fuelshortages
1511
Foreign workers are here to make a life, not just for Christmas…
bbc.com/news/business-…
1512
Sharing this beautiful picture of me by @PjrFoto with all my fans, but especially 82 year old Betty from Wakefield who always follows what I’m up to via her son @jasonakatrekkie
1513
Romeo and Juliet
twitter.com/buitengebieden…
1515
A smile to see you into the weekend, courtesy of @imageplotter x
1516
Don’t worry everyone, the government have put new fuel tanker drivers in place…
1519
Winter is coming…
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…
1520
The latest Conservative strategy is to call the US President stupid. Can practically smell that trade deal… twitter.com/Alan_McGuinnes…
1521
In other news:
Bear spotted walking towards woods with a newspaper under its arm and Pope attends mass… twitter.com/BBCPolitics/st…
1522
Lots of waffle, an embarrassing gaffe and hair left on the sofa…
bbc.com/news/uk-politi…
1523
I’d say bookmark this, but you won’t be able to turn on your computer or charge your phone either…
1524
Some claim that @PoliticalPics edited the picture to put the glow around me, others say I’m an angel. Who knows the truth?
1525
Good news for anyone out there worrying about energy prices; leaving the EU means the government can lower them substantially so I’m certain they’ll do that any day now…
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.