1427
Sleazy does it… twitter.com/BritainElects/…
1428
How long does it take to translate “Blah, Blah, Blah” into a dozen languages? An opportunity we couldn’t afford to waste, wasted. twitter.com/BBCBreaking/st…
1429
Though he be but little, he is fierce
(Photo @PoliticalPics)
1430
@Telegraph 1. The avoidable deaths of six children is a tragedy
2. Why are children with underlying health conditions not relevant?
1431
My friend, you would not tell with such high zest
To children ardent for some desperate glory,
The old Lie: Dulce et decorum est
Pro patria mori.
#RemembranceDay2021
1432
Disneyland is not home to rodents, says Mickey Mouse twitter.com/BBCNews/status…
1433
Just off to do my second job as an advisor to Rentokil; Johnson can scare off his own mice today.
1434
Cox was paid £6827 to represent the people who live in Torridge and West Devon while he was working in the British Virgin Islands; will he be returning that money? twitter.com/patrickkmaguir…
1435
Boris Johnson, March 2020: “I was at a hospital where there were a few coronavirus patients and I shook hands with everybody”
Boris Johnson, November 2021:
1437
Though he’ll do him a friend’s discount - £2.5m rather than the usual £3m twitter.com/GdnPolitics/st…
1439
Bless Lord Dan, he’s so close to figuring it out…
1440
416 years ago today Guy Fawkes was caught attempting to destroy Parliament; he’d be proud of the Conservative Party trying to realise his ambition…
1441
Tonight’s episode of #bbcqt has reminded me of one of the all time great tweets:
1442
Which of his jobs is he resigning from? twitter.com/BBCBreaking/st…
1443
Wishing all my celebrating friends a joyous Diwali
1444
Boris Johnson travelled from a climate conference in Glasgow to London on a private plane so that he could go to dinner at an all male private members club with former colleagues from the Daily Telegraph.
That’s got to be a full house in Tory bingo! twitter.com/PippaCrerar/st…
1445
I regret to inform you that Conservative MPs have decided that if the system goes against them then the system must be changed. Hopefully they’ll let us know if they decide to do away with elections. twitter.com/AdamBienkov/st…
1446
Here’s the House of Commons report into Owen Paterson’s actions which recommended he be punished. The committee that wrote it contains 7 MPs, 4 of them Conservatives. Read it and judge for yourself.
committees.parliament.uk/committee/290/…
1447
Conservative MP Owen Paterson has been caught breaking the rules on accepting money. Rather than serve his punishment he and Tory colleagues have seemingly decided it must be the rules that are wrong. What do you think? twitter.com/AdamBienkov/st…
1448
And here’s Boris Johnson being asked why he decided not to wear a mask while sitting next to Sir David despite his government’s advice. He seems to suggest he either wasn’t indoors or that he meets Attenborough regularly…
1449
Boris Johnson is 38 years younger than Sir David Attenborough.
He doesn’t look it.
(Photo @JeffJMitch)
1450
Wishing all my friends a happy Halloween. I wonder what people would think if all cats dressed up as sexy humans?
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.