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On the 10th day of Christmas my true love sent to me, 10 lords a-leaping, 9 ladies dancing. 8 maids-a-milking, 7 swans-a-swimming, 6 geese-a-laying, 5 GOLD RINGS, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.Feels like a Downing Street Xmas party
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Did Al Capone have a cat? I feel like I’m sharing a house with a crime boss.
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Emerging from the darkness…
(Photo @PoliticalPics)
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On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, 9 ladies dancing. 8 maids-a-milking, 7 swans-a-swimming, 6 geese-a-laying, 5 GOLD RINGS, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
Hands off my birds, dancing ladies, that’s my dinner
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Given the Metropolitan Police have officers with semiautomatic machine guns at both ends of the road a “lack of evidence” is a little concerning twitter.com/SkyNews/status…
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No, your TV isn’t malfunctioning, Boris Johnson actually did praise Allegra Stratton, said he still thinks the rules were followed and couldn’t deny going to parties himself #DowningStreetBriefing
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Boris Johnson, not so much the boy who cried wolf as the man who invited the wolf to a Christmas party and then complained about the prevalence of wolves in the community…
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On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, 8 maids-a-milking, 7 swans-a-swimming, 6 geese-a-laying, 5 GOLD RINGS, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
Eating all of the birds made me thirsty, so I drank the milk.
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“If you’re over 40 you can now get your booster jab 3 months after your second dose of vaccine. Please book today and the NHS will look after you. I’m sorry a member of the government isn’t here to tell you this. They’re hiding.”
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This is unspeakably dangerous. If the scientific advice is that restrictions are necessary then it’s essential the government has the moral authority to put them in place. If it doesn’t, it must be replaced by one that does. twitter.com/bbclaurak/stat…
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The Health Secretary failing to share public health information during a pandemic because he’d have to answer questions about a Christmas party held by his colleagues. This is not sustainable. twitter.com/jimwaterson/st…
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Bet Mick’s livid… twitter.com/GOVUK/status/1…
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The government line: twitter.com/bbclaurak/stat…
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This was on 22nd December 2020. 425 people from across the UK died with covid-19 according to that day’s figures.
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Here are members of Boris Johnson’s team laughing about the Christmas party they’d had days before even though they had explicitly banned them. Is this what you voted for?
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For anyone concerned by my recent diet, you’ll see I remain svelte twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
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Important to get some fresh air! twitter.com/PoliticalPics/…
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On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me, seven swans-a-swimming, six geese-a-laying, FIVE GOLD RINGS, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
They’re not “a-swimming” anymore; ate them.
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Christmas jumpers have been around longer than you might realise…
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On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, six geese-a-laying, FIVE GOLD RINGS, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
Goose, calling bird, hen, turtle dove and partridge omelette for breakfast.
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There’s about 27 series on ITV based around them doing just that… twitter.com/RobDunsmore/st…
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.