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The same enthusiasm for this comeback as there would be for polio making a return twitter.com/MhariAurora/st…
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Maths really isn’t Sunak’s strongpoint - the very latest he can hold a general election is in 722 days (24th January 2025). If he waits that long it will only be because he will already be certain of losing
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Don’t believe the rumours twitter.com/LightHackers/s…
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January is over, the clocks go forward next month and Spring is on its way. One long cat nap should do it!
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My good pal @PoliticalPics captured this photo of me earlier. If you’re wondering who I’m hiding from, it was a cabinet meeting so take your pick!
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Everywhere has been impacted by the pandemic. Everywhere has been impacted by Putin’s war. What do you think makes the UK different? twitter.com/EdConwaySky/st…
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Today in how not to politician by Rishi Sunak: twitter.com/MrHarryCole/st…
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3. Zahawi will remain as an MP and will be paid £84,144 to represent the people of Stratford-on-Avon until the Tories decide to hold the next election
4. Despite an investigation confirming that Zahawi had made serious breaches of the code he’d agreed to, he hasn’t apologised…
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While it’s obviously good that Zahawi has finally been removed from office, here are some things that aren’t so good:
1. Despite sacking him, Sunak told Zahawi he should be “extremely proud”
2. Zahawi will be entitled to £16,876 of compensation for being sacked in disgrace
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If you’re wondering why Zahawi’s finally been removed from government, here’s your answer: It’s been revealed that Sunak knew about his tax issues before appointing him so he’s now desperate for people to stop asking questions
theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/j…
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Tory Chancellor Jeremy Hunt: People should be more optimistic and positive about the UK economy.
Counterpoint: twitter.com/JimPethokoukis…
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78 years ago Auschwitz was liberated. More than one million children, women and men were murdered there as part of the Holocaust. A dark lesson of history; humanity owes it to each of the victims to ensure it will never happen again. #HolocaustMemorialDay
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Wake up Rishi I think I got somethin' to say to you… twitter.com/SkyNews/status…
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Anyone got any requests while I’m running the country?
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Rishi Sunak and his cabinet are having an “away day” at his country mansion Chequers. Apparently they’re discussing why they’re so unpopular. They could have just stayed here and asked me!
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Still January… twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
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This is not photoshopped.
thecritic.co.uk/the-incredible…
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Apparently Nadhim Zahawi still hasn’t resigned. Rishi Sunak is looking worried that he might have to do something…
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Wishing a happy Burns Night to all my friends celebrating the immortal bard #BurnsNight
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The choice of photo here is somewhat personally concerning… twitter.com/outbreakupdate…
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Not to worry, I’m sure it’s only the one member of this Conservative government who’s failed to pay the tax they owe. Oh. twitter.com/BenKentish/sta…
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.