1676
We need to find someone in this administration who is in no way corrupt, complicit or compromised to run this inquiry. That leaves a shortlist of zero. twitter.com/BBCNews/status…
1677
And a very happy St Dwynwen’s Day for my friends in Wales and elsewhere who are celebrating.
Diwmod Santes Dwynwen Hapus!
1678
76 years ago the tyranny of the Nazis was defeated in Europe. We remember the sacrifices our families and friends here and around the world made to make that possible twitter.com/I_W_M/status/1…
1679
Stick him in a sauna, whack the temperature up, make the footage available for a donation and give the proceeds to survivors of sexual abuse twitter.com/BBCNews/status…
1680
My friend @ElizabethRadcl5 has very kindly offered a wonderful Christmas prize (modelled by her cat Boots in this picture) for one lucky UK follower. To enter just suggest a caption for the picture in the next tweet…
1681
There are no words to describe the depths to which some are willing to resort. Their hatred will always be beaten by our love for each other. They are weak. We are united. twitter.com/BBCNWT/status/…
1682
Given the number of deaths he can hardly say he’d have acted weaker, later and slower... the truth is he had his time again with the second wave and he made the same mistakes.
1683
When Liz Truss makes her announcement about energy prices later, remember to thank Gordon Brown…
1684
Boris Johnson (pictured with wine and cheeseboard): “Those were people at work, talking about work."
Judge for yourself.
1685
160 minutes is a long time in politics…
1687
Vi sørger over dine tab, som vi ville gøre vores egne
1688
Dominic Raab with the courage to speak out about misogyny aimed at men… twitter.com/JimMFelton/sta…
1689
Where in the Daily Telegraph offices do we think Rees-Mogg was when he wrote this article? twitter.com/Jacob_Rees_Mog…
1690
Cats gonna cat.
boredpanda.com/vitamix-cats-b…
1691
Important to remember who the real victim of sleaze is...
1692
Have yourself a merry little Christmas (emphasis on the little…)
1694
No point playing the lottery this week, Starmer’s bound to have the winning ticket twitter.com/SkyNews/status…
1695
Boris Johnson: Sure, your Dad died of cancer at 48 but what’s important is that time he went from earning £12.20 an hour to £12.70 an hour…
1696
If you have 15 minutes to spare this Christmas Day and love animals then have a scroll through the replies to my tweet from earlier. Wonderful to see so many happy cats. And even the mutts. twitter.com/Number10cat/st…
1697
There’s always a tweet… twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…
1698
Such a shame for the government that this story has been revealed today when most people are busy doing other things - I’m sure they’ll be keen for lots of people to know about this U-turn in immigration policy. twitter.com/BBCNews/status…
1699
I know how tough times are for a lot of people right now so if you can’t do this, don’t feel guilty for a moment. For any of my followers able to, wondering how best to donate to the people impacted by the Russian invasion of Ukraine this is the route I’d advise: twitter.com/decappeal/stat…
1700
The Attorney General has:
1. Called for Boris Johnson to resign
2. Said she’s running to replace him
3. Not resigned herself
An appropriately bonkers end to a bonkers day. twitter.com/itvpeston/stat…
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.