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Translation: I now delete all my tweets because people kept embarrassing me by sharing ridiculous things I’ve said.
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#LoveYourPetDay - I endorse this message entirely; cats should love our pets (we keep humans)
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My reaction to Boris Johnson and his government’s handling of the Chris Pincher sexual assault scandal:
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“Yes 2022 has been dreadful but, hear me out, 2023 will be too” twitter.com/BBCNews/status…
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Checking to make sure they’re not using it to sneak in more booze… twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
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@oldspeak1 It?! I live here permanently - my tenant changes at the whim of the electorate / the desperation of the Tory party
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More children appearing on Zoom please politicians.
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I’m often asked why cats love boxes so much. It’s a bit like asking humans why they like houses so much; we just do. twitter.com/AliCat3635/sta…
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This is a cat taking its duty seriously: twitter.com/larsonrichard/…
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The choice of photo here is somewhat personally concerning… twitter.com/outbreakupdate…
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2,251,238 strikes and you’re out... twitter.com/TwitterSafety/…
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@DailyMirror I’ll diet when Johnson does...
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It’s the longest night of the year here in the UK; Boris Johnson is on his fifth cheeseboard of the evening.
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Very sorry to see the BBC aren’t making more episodes of The Mash Report, but it’s a good excuse to share this brilliant performance by @EllieJaneTaylor (with apologies for strong language)
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In 10 days the Conservatives will have picked their new leader, who will automatically become Prime Minister. With a bit of luck there might still be a country left to govern.
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1. It is right to require face coverings indoors to slow transmission
2. It’s galling that request is coming from a man and a government who have repeatedly undermined the importance of face coverings by refusing to wear them twitter.com/BBCNews/status…
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Liz Truss doesn’t think the people of the UK want a general election. Do you? twitter.com/BBCPolitics/st…
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I’m not a patient cat: hand over the goods… twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
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Kye had just won a silver medal and all he wanted to do was be there for his teammate Bethany. She won gold. The very best of British.
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Don’t get too excited; Sunak will probably offer him the job again next week. twitter.com/BBCBreaking/st…
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Not my patch…
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Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.