927
Wife: you either stop smoking weed or I’m leaving and taking the kids!
Me:
929
Me after seeing someone blow an O for the first time
931
Me immediately after ripping too fat of a dab
932
Me: Before we go in, do I look high?
Friend: Na you’re good!
Me:
933
A blunt session…. Good music…. With food on the way
934
When my mom asks me what that smell is
936
Me high af in the bathroom getting ready to go back out there and act normal
939
The only kinda birthday cake I want from now on
940
How guys who can’t roll blunts kiss their girl
941
Me on Halloween when I find out a house is giving out weed gummies
943
This about to be every plugs Halloween Special
945
The one question Snoop should have gotten right lmaoo
946
Scientists at Stanford University have reconstructed this 3D model of how Jesus of Nazareth might have looked
948
Aye bro, you sure it was just weed in that blunt?
950
Don’t forget to take your daily meds
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