976
Me sitting in the corner of the party trying not to die after the edible smacked me
977
Me when I catch the person who stole my lighter
978
When it’s your friends first time smoking weed
979
BiC marketing team is elite for this one
980
When the walk you took before dinner really hitting but you still gotta be a good host and say hi to everyone
981
The turkey isn’t the only thing getting baked today
982
Me: *mentions one thing about weed at the dinner table*
My drunk uncle:
983
My mom looking at me when I start bringing up legalizing weed at the dinner table
985
Me walking into Thanksgiving dinner after getting back from a walk with my cousins
986
When your drunk uncle starts saying drug dealers should get the death penalty
987
Me to the Thanksgiving leftovers this morning
988
How it feels when the edibles start hitting too hard
990
You already know it was a stoner who came up with this idea twitter.com/mymixtapez/sta…
991
When a random tries to sneak into the rotation
994
Me in the kitchen 5min after I smoked
995
Me absolutely blasted on the train reading the ads about addiction
996
When you get off work and can finally spark up
998
If my plug ever tells me he got the same shit Kanye smokin on, I’m snitching
1000
When your friend tells you not to show up high to their kids 3rd birthday party
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