877
711 cashier: How’s your night goin buddy?
Me:
879
Gas prices aren’t even that high
The gas prices:
880
How drug dealers What my
are portrayed drug dealer
is actually like
881
Take a break from the Will Smith memes and hit this virtual joint. RT to pass it along
884
Life Hack: Always tell a stoner you have never smoked weed before and it’s guaranteed they will smoke you up for free
888
When you’re stoned at your minimum wage kitchen job and you see Gordon Ramsay walk in with a camera crew
889
Your paranoid friends checking the window for cops after buying weed for the first time
890
Me getting ready to tell everyone that I forgot to bring the lighter
891
1200 cash. I know what I have. No lowballing
892
BREAKING: Andrew Tate has been banned from the rotation
895
I’m playing this until the machines empty
897
This is your reminder to clean your bong and change the water
898
Me and the boys after we bought an ounce for the first time
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