952
Exactly how every stoner conversation be lmaoo
953
How much you gotta smoke to take down a McRible?
954
Me if losing your lighter was an Olympic sport
955
Date Idea: We cook dinner together, but infuse every dish with weed butter
956
How much money do you think you’ve spent on weed this year?
Me:
957
The kinda blunt I need everyday after coming home from work
959
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960
“These edibles ain’t doin shit, let’s take another one”
20min later:
961
Stoners will always find the easiest way 👏
962
Ayo why the blunt taste like this?
*me 5min later*
965
We all got that one friend that would pull this lmao
966
When the dude who didn’t toss in anything tries to hop in on the rotation
967
Would you try smoking out of a starburst pipe?
970
Somebody help this man and take it off his hands!
972
Me when I’m high af and someone asks if we should order food
973
Sir a second blunt just entered the rotation
974
At least it’s easier to buy weed than it is Taylor Swift tickets
975
I’m trying to get as high as Taylor Swift ticket prices
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