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I’m hosting a big 8ball tournament on the 7th. Gonna start inviting creators tonight. If you’re a creator, FEAR MY INCOMING DM. twitter.com/PoolHallCo/sta…
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Today’s the last day it will ever be the 4th of February in 2022 😭😭
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@Anti completely separate & private is the way to go
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Oh I love alcohol and drink it all the time…Yes, I would like a drink. Two Double-Dipped Fancy Michescki’s, One for Myself and one for my friend here. Frozen please, with a little lemon. And get me a couple Charles Martinet’s as well, unstirred and with lots of beer. No rocks.
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@dreamwastaken2 @jawshalt1 No, YOU’RE an idiot! Stan deez nuts
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@jschlatt everything people think about us is true
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people say horses are really smart but I think they’re actually very dumb because we’ve been riding them for thousands of years and they haven’t asked for pay a single time
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If the waiters at Chick-fil-A don’t say “My Pleasure” then the cows from the commercials abduct them and then set them on fire
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Morbius but instead of blood he needs cheese to live and instead of a vampire he’s like occasionally turning into a normal sized mouse
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@jschlatt this new nether update is wild man
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@TeamYouTube thank you for taking this opportunity to implement the "auto-subscribe every new user to CallMeCarson" feature - the wait for the site to work again will be more than worthwhile!!
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No online content will ever top that guy on tiktok who fires hot wheels into his walls at high speeds
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If there were a tier list for things, these things would definitely be S Tier things
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@Raijin_75 I can’t describe how crazy freaking cool this is! Thank you so much!
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@Jack_Septic_Eye please stop hitting on me
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