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@bunnydelphine belle this is the hottest thing you’ve ever posted
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I never understood Thanksgiving for most of my life, and then I became an adult and realized Thanksgiving is a day to eat FOOD. And that is a good holiday.
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if you are a mutual with an iphone dm me so we can play 8ball
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“i’m losing it hahaha” well i hope you find it LMAO 🏆🏆🏆
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He still can’t get the cookie in the milk. He keeps trying but he can’t do it. I keep watching and waiting because maybe he will eventually get the cookie in the milk
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I’ve decided I will be voting for the Allay and no one can stop me #MinecraftLive2021
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It’s either it’s or its. it’s its when it isn’t it’s and it’s it’s when it isn’t its.
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@jschlatt gonna do hard drugs and speed down the highway, they call me Road Trip
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@Corpse_Husband This is so hot and mysterious and sexy
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guys I'm the impostor (send this to your friends to make them chuckle)
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I just looked at my drafts and I have no idea what was wrong with me whenever I wrote these
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Is that a baby on the ultrasound or is that last night’s Taco Bell. Just asking doc, because whatever it is, it looks disgusting
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please edit this picture. We need more edits of this picture. There's never enough, reply with your Carson
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make a brand new meme and reply with it here
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@CrankGameplays Blockbuster be like: memento mori 😫😫 time is running out 😟😟
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@jschlatt I’m Coming to Your House with My Cock And My Nuts
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what do i put on my resume when youtube falls through
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@realDonaldTrump yo sub to my youtube channel
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