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every day i miss scrappy doo more and more
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yes mom, I CAN get the groceries all on my own. No- MOM- STOP I CAN DO THIS-- MOM- yes I can carry all this at once! Wh- NO I don't want to put any bags down! I don't want to have to come back for a second trip! MOM- STOP IT MY TEEN ANGST IS FLARING UP
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@sunflwrsoot please let me roleplay, i'm an actor and this is my craft
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Would you guys watch a reality television show about this dude
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@jschlatt @LunchClubTV lunmch club was business. it's a bussiness designed to make money. a get rich quick scheme. and i was only there to make money it was a business thank you schlatt cooper ted charlie travis and carson
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I’m so sick of this vsauce idiot
Every day he comes on my Screen
“I’m VSauce”
Yeah ok sure you are michael.
“I’m bald.”
*vsauce song blares*
Then he starts screaming and punching the walls like wtf Micheal? Like wtf? WTF are you doing V sauce. Like what are you doing
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notch i need to know if herobrine is real please twitter.com/notch/status/1…
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@goodguyfitz But aren’t you completing the quest if you lose it
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@MiaMalkova @goodguyfitz Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s
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if mr peanut keeps showing his stupid baby nut ass on my feed, he's gonna get ripped apart and thrown in a bucket like it's a Texas Roadhouse twitter.com/MrPeanut/statu…
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SONIC- you shouldn’t have! Oh my gosh, YES I WILL MARRY YOU! You’re the love of my life! Sonic, be my little blue hedgehog freak forever!
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so thirsty. Putting whole mouth over water fountain spout.
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Me and Elon Musk when he gives me 7 cybertrucks
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There’s no greater bonding experience than walking in the school bathroom and joining your 80 fellow male classmates in singing the Halo theme song
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I wouldn’t be surprised if ground zero for a deadly plague started at the DMV
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