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tangerines small oranges
🤝
small oranges
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@TedNivison LOL! this is why the single life is better! Can’t imagine being trapped in that! No chains on this dog! Romance is cringe!
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@Quackity WHAT!
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you can’t tell me the moon landing was real if the moon is still in the sky. It never landed
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i miss hugh mungus
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@FallGuysGame @sonic_hedgehog 2020 is the year of the return of ugandan knuckles
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Everybody clap your hands
Clap, clap, clap, clap your hands
Clap, clap, clap, clap your hands
Alright now, we're going to do the basic step
To the left
Take it back now, y'all
One hop this time
Right foot, let's stomp
Left foot, let's stomp
Cha cha real smooth
Turn it out
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new callmecarson tweet twitter.com/nypost/status/…
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REMINDER! If you have a girlfriend, you’re a simp! I don’t make the rules!
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TIP FOR ALL MEN! Leave the toilet seat down when you leave the bathroom! Women love that!
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@jschlatt jschlatt
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PICK UP A FOOTBALL. 🏈🏈🏈 twitter.com/Slasher/status…
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just tested positive for swag
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@discord discord wumpus is dead
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Time for some CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM! What do you think I can be doing better? Is there anything changed in my content recently? Anything I’m doing wrong/right? Reply below with your thoughts!
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if you’re a woman and I like your picture on instagram it’s because I’m in love with you
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minecraft youtuber twitter.com/lightskintowel…
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@whoisaddison i'm here for you addison
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My Crying Carson figure drops August 21st! In honor of my first charity figure, I'm giving some away! RT + follow @youtooz to enter. I'll pick some winners Friday before the drop, good luck everyone!
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retweet if you agree
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if you’re a man and I like your picture on instagram it’s because I’m in love with you
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@Its_Jawsh MINECRAFT SPEEDRUNNER VS. 4 HUNTERS, BUT THE WHOLE WORLD IS ONE BLOCK AND THE LAST TO LEAVE THE BLOCK WINS $1000 AND THE TEXTURES ARE CURSED (DREAM SMP) (FT. MRBEAST)
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gonna kiss up to so many women that they'll put me in the Simpsonian