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@Raijin_75 I can’t describe how crazy freaking cool this is! Thank you so much!
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My sister, carrying a few water bottles: “this is so we don’t run out of water in the car”
Me: “doesn’t the car use gas?”
My family doesn’t think I’m very funny.
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@Krinios the only thing worse than callmecarson is a callmecarson viewer
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somewhere out there there’s a future united states president laughing at funny tiktok dances on their phone
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YES! YES YES YES YES YES YES YE. YES YES. YEEEEEES. Y E S PLEASE.
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Tired of hearing about The Beatles all the time. I prefer real music like Epic Rap Battles of History
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@MrBeastYT STAY AT HOME DAD. HAPPY WIFE HAPPY LIFE. BUILD MY 2 SONS AND DAUGHTER TO BE PERFECT YOUTUBER SENSATIONS STARTING WITH A FAMILY VLOG. LAST CHILD TO LEAVE TIME OUT CORNER WINS $10,000. PROFIT.
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Heh...not everyone gets memes like I do and that’s okay.. No one gets me because I live too dank and I can’t find a gamer girlfriend that doesn’t have an onlyfans... Anyways, I love memes, some of my “friends” would say I’m a memer..I’m like a walking Meme Database..GANGNAM STYLE
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@TedNivison haha is it a park or is it a school? It should really make up its mind LOLOLOLOLOL
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I’ve spent too much time wishing I was monkey, not enough time BEING monkey
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3 Nacho Cheese Doritos® Locos Tacos Supremes, 5 Crunchwrap Supremes, 2 Nachos Supremes, 1 Shredded Chicken Quesadilla Melt, Side of Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes, 3 Cinnamon Twists, and an Extra Large Mountain Dew® Baja Blast™ twitter.com/rolypolyjolyd/…
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3 Nacho Cheese Doritos® Locos Tacos Supremes, 5 Crunchwrap Supremes, 2 Nachos Supremes, 1 Shredded Chicken Quesadilla Melt, Side of Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes, 3 Cinnamon Twists, and an Extra Large Mountain Dew® Baja Blast™ twitter.com/ashbuni/status…
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