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and straight people have either “🗿” or “🦍” twitter.com/BIGBADBUTCHHH/…
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Guys big moves in the works (yeehaw)
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Women get hundreds of thousands of likes on pictures of them. How many likes can I get for being way hotter and overwhelmingly cooler than them?
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@jschlatt gonna do hard drugs and speed down the highway, they call me Road Trip
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I’m finally 21 today! Double Digits!
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if you like women, you’re a simp. Sorry Losers!
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@jschlatt @Slimecicle Stop! You have violated the Law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit.
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@pokimanelol poki knew what she was doing when she tweeted this and everyone played right into her hand. Gamers couldn’t help but like this. Yet another example of the ruthless businesswoman at work...
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@RajjOfficial is this like one of those santa things at the mall where you go up and ask for a present and you never get it because the guy is a fraud
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@MrBeastYT is this a personal attack mr beats??
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MADDEN. FOOOTBALLL! Every year more football. Seven eight...seven eight...*calls an audible* hut hut HIKE- *the play is a hail mary that gets intercepted* GOD BLESS AMERICA I LOVE FOOTBALL AND MY WIFE AND JOHN MADDEN
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@Anti completely separate & private is the way to go
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minecraft should have a fortnite mode so it can be more like fortnite
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@SethEverman quiet gramps i could use your head as a mirror
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There is no greater defeat than when the waiter calls me “buddy” when I’m ordering my food
Soon I will be 21, yet here I am, looking like I’m 14.
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@Jack_Septic_Eye please stop hitting on me
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