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@Krinios the only thing worse than callmecarson is a callmecarson viewer
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My sister, carrying a few water bottles: “this is so we don’t run out of water in the car”
Me: “doesn’t the car use gas?”
My family doesn’t think I’m very funny.
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@Raijin_75 I can’t describe how crazy freaking cool this is! Thank you so much!
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saw belle delphine is back. just want to remind you all that I’m better. That’s all
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@UndrscrMason LETTTTTT’SSSS FUUUUUUUUCKIIIINNGGG GOOOOOOOOOOO
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if I was a Bionicle I’d be a Really Awesome Bionicle...
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Found out where babies come from. What a miracle. Thank you for this gift father. Now I understand so much
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@jschlatt that was clear when we became able to make this our job
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this is BIG EGG! MAKE THIS EGG THE MOST LIKED EGG ON TWITTER!
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@MoistCr1TiKaL AMEN SIR! WELCOME TO THE RIGHT SIDE OF HISTORY 💪💪💪💪💪
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Can we bring back planking so that there’s one good thing about 2020
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@And_Dads_Car I WANNA DEDICATE THIS DAY TO ALL DADS. AND DAD’S CARS. GOD BLESS YOU WHAT A RUSH
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why didn’t sony announce minecraft steve in smash yesterday
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There will be a game show and it will be awesome
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