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me: *makes normal joke*
stans: OHJJFXDBBYH I CANT BELIEVE THIS I AM SO DONE WITH HIM,,,,,, STOP CARSON,,, I’M BLOCKING HIM—— THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR ME OMGJBJHNOKKB
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sometimes you just gotta take an L and go to bed, boys 😔 twitter.com/pokimanelol/st…
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would've been super funny if people ate the mr beast burger and then immediately had stage 15 diarrhea
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Gonna write a book about how hard it is to be a gamer
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I just took a DNA test turns out I’m 100% swag
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if you’re a man and I like your picture on instagram it’s because I’m in love with you
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Send this to the person you love
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@TedNivison sick and tired of all these cheaters in my life
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going into 2020 looking left because 2019 ain’t treat me right
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My sister, carrying a few water bottles: “this is so we don’t run out of water in the car”
Me: “doesn’t the car use gas?”
My family doesn’t think I’m very funny.
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is tomorrow like important or sumn
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Me: Can I use the bathroom?
Teacher: MAY you use the bathroom.
Me: *pees everywhere*
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There’s no greater bonding experience than walking in the school bathroom and joining your 80 fellow male classmates in singing the Halo theme song
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i hope all Women had a great christmas
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how do short people exist. I have to look through a microscope to see you people
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You're in a coma. This is the only way we could contact you. Please wake up...by retweeting this tweet if you retweet this tweet you will no longer be in a coma wake up by retweeting
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people talk about you while you’re not around! Just saying!
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This trend of people barking has to stop.
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if you are a mutual with an iphone dm me so we can play 8ball
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Can someone please tell me what the deal is with airline food