1651
Oh God I was thinking about the duck! 😭
Donalds can go the way of the dinosaurs. Someone name their baby Carl.
1652
@korndiddy @tryguys so would that make me:
1653
Email subject line - "Casting Call: WHO NEVER HAD BOBA?"
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Come see our FINAL 3 SHOWS 🍑
PORTLAND (10/15) VANCOUVER (10/16) SEATTLE (10/17)
🎟️tryguys.com/tour
1655
"I don't know her"
- the first time I've ever said this about my mom
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"The #HungerGames theme park! Picture it - it's just like Disneyland, only with kids murdering each other."
- Some idiot
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so beyond busy i can’t tweet besides this
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People with a middle name related to any forms of Eugene are also invited to attend and must wear one denim accessory. Approved items include cowboy hats, vests, and fanny packs.
1661
doctor -“it’s another girl!”
Korean parents - *flip through Bible*
“Esther.”
1662
Y'all I'm looking forward to one thing and one thing only: opening night of the Marvel movie where #ShangChi and Black Panther team up because it will have the rowdiest audience in history. I will lose my goddamn mind.
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CHRIS @chrisreinacher: "I used to be blonde as a baby!"
ME: "White people are like ducks."
1667
Watch me teach my coworkers how to dance some of the most famous music video choreography of all time!
youtube.com/watch?v=iTg9n2…
1668
On the 2nd day of Trymas, the Try Guys gave to me...
New #trymerch, coming this Saturday!
@korndiddy @nedfulmer @KeithHabs
1669
my friends: FINALLY a #Spidey I relate to, @TomHolland1996 was me!
me: cool I was literally a mix of @Zendaya & Jacob Batalon in high school
1670
Happily Serious vs. Seriously Happy twitter.com/itsashlyperez/…
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Let's be honest: I'm WAY more of a Ling than a Shang
✔ Skinny
✔ Goofy
✔ Often nude
✔ Fierce in drag
#liveactionMulan
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Healthy distraction question: what is your most random, pointless, recurring thought or opinion?
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The one thing I am sure of is that they're not considered popsicles where I grew up. Popsicle = stick in it.
