1626
*calls Mom back*
𝐌𝐄: "Why'd you ask me that?"
𝐌𝐎𝐌: "I don't know, I see video of you naked AGAIN covered in sushi and I think: drugs."
𝐌𝐄: 😳
1627
All good pups. Every single one. twitter.com/tryguys/status…
1628
I'm so Asian that my Super Bowl is homemade pho #AsianNewYear
1629
[our first exchange]
ME: "Hi Mom!"
MOM: (hugs me, looks me over) "Are you still poor?"
#ELYlive
1630
People named Eugenia are special, exalted guests who are automatically deemed a Eugene Queen. I am looking into how one might be able to make a crown and scepter out of denim, will report my findings later.
1631
Every single birthday present I was given this year was a bottle of booze
My friends know me so well
1632
Dear Internet,
My beautiful, talented, dear friend @quintabrunson owes me something important.
She knows.
1633
@nedfulmer are you still crying on your deck
1634
That being said: if you meet a unicorn who’s gorgeous and has a great job with a big following who’s also kind and has a fantastic personality? Fuckin’ trap that shit.
1635
Introducing our inspiring Prom Court, who are now my children 🌈
#BuzzFeedQueerProm
1636
There comes a time in your life when you slowly realize that you move and act EXACTLY like your mother
1637
If a BuzzFeed video is released and @GraphicDsignGuy doesn't comment on it, did it ever even exist?
1639
AZ. GA. NC. And my home state of TX.
4 Swing States
5 Senate Seats
$45 to Fire 45.
If you're able to, match me here: 45tofire45.com
twitter.com/albinokid/stat…
1640
I do not believe in forgiving OR forgetting. The face of every mass murderer is etched in my memory since Columbine. FUCK THOSE PEOPLE.
1641
MOM: "Why don't they bring an extra chair for my purse? Whatever."
[pulls this shit out of her purse]
#ELYlive
1642
If Asian Americans and Hapas looked like Emma Stone, we wouldn't have this whole diversity problem in Hollywood in the first place. #Aloha
1643
My stolen iPhone/Apple ID's magical journey continues! 🎅🇦🇲
1645
People named Gene are also invited to attend, but their jeans do not have to blue.
1648
To travel is to enter someone else’s home
Seek new experiences
Make new friends
Try everything
Treat your surroundings with respect
Leave the hotel
Engage with locals
Travel is a luxury most can’t afford
But if and when you can, do not waste a single moment
Fill them with wonder
1650
The Try Guys Try The Ancient Olympics
Our most educational (and naked) video yet!
@korndiddy @KeithHabs @nedacus
youtube.com/watch?v=e_CTxl…
