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The Try Guys are back tomorrow with an epic 3-part grand prix! 🏎️
Race 1: Dune Buggies (Jan 27) 🐞
Race 2: Swamp Boats (Feb 3) 🐊
Race 3: Dog Sleds (Feb 10) 🐶
Who will be crowned the ultimate #DirtyTour winner? 🏆
@korndiddy @KeithHabs @nedfulmer @thegrandtour
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There are two types of people at museums.
@nedacus
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I would also like to discuss She-Ra, thank you.
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News and pop culture have gotten so relentless that I can’t even finish a salad without getting mad or excited about something.
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Every massage ever:
Masseuse - "Is the pressure okay?"
Me - "Yes."
Me (internally) - THE PRESSURE IS NOT OKAY.
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I just realized I also have to babysit Ned’s dumb ole baby.
So we win things because y’all like watching me suffer. 😭
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I'm still Asian baby
#BirthdaysIn4Words #ThankYou 🎂
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@tryguys I love you all but as your Rank King, I rank Drag as superior. Please consider this when you vote. If you disagree, just remember:
I'm right, you're wrong, shut up. 💜
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Werk, werk 🎵
The Tryler Brothers 🎶 twitter.com/tryguys/status…
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@nedfulmer How dare you make me start liking baby. (singular)
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I only bring this up because so many kids ask me about how to “look better” and gain more followers.
Mark my words, friendliness, honesty, and goodness will fulfill you the most in the end. You’ll attend so many parties and socials and those traits inevitably rise to the top.
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In honor of #AsianHeritageMonth, the most impactful Asian-Americans across culture were selected as the inaugural #A100.
I'm absolutely thrilled to be included and promise to keep pushing for better, fiercer, and more diverse representation. ✌️🌈
goldhouse.org/a100/
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You know you're old when you're watching The Little Mermaid and you're like "Triton's right dumbass he's gonna eat the bottom half of you!"
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Quinta B. understands twitter.com/quintabrunson/…
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Tuesdays are Mondays in disguise except you've given up on being grumpy about it.
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HOW DARE YOU SIR. twitter.com/KeithHabs/stat…
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I have more friends volunteering as poll workers than ever and sincerely want to thank them and all the other election workers. Y’all deserve all our positive energy today! 🙌 iwillvote.com #VOTE
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PRETTY GUARDIANS
#TryGuysTryAnime #cosplay #SailorMoon
@AnimeExpo @nedacus @KeithHabs @korndiddy @SaffelsPhotos
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pie, ice cream, cookies, pastries, brownies > cake 💁🏻♂️
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every single person believes
that one time while they were walking outside
they could talk to birds
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I ate something small that was on my pants while talking to a friend. It was granola. She thought it was a bug. I haven't corrected her yet.
