1327
MOM: "You should treat your car like you treat your body!"
ME: "Don't be silly, Mom, cars can't run on beer."
1328
Do the Chinese robocalls target people with Asian last names? I’ve received so many spam calls that I should be fluent in Mandarin by now.
1329
I still prefer dogs over (most) babies twitter.com/tryguys/status…
1330
I refuse to let my growing adoration for @nedfulmer’s baby change my entire opinion on the freaky fragility of human larvae.
1331
Happy birthday @KeithHabs you tall huge-mouthed mothafucka
1332
This is what my dreams look like
#buzzfeednow
1333
Waited until the last moment to say Happy #NationalSiblingsDay because the point of having brothers and sisters is to reluctantly love them in the most passive-aggressive way possible.
1336
Asian-American Actors Are Fighting for Visibility. They Will Not Be Ignored. nyti.ms/247leKo
1337
"Flying's like sex: your butt hurts and you just end up waiting forever to get off."
- the lady next to me on my flight
1338
👑✨ MOM ✨👑
@TheOnlyMayhem 👁👁
#Eugene33 💜
1339
*eugene enjoys the company of a child for 34 minutes and 21 seconds*
youtube.com/watch?v=DHFGf-…
1340
Let's hold hands and pray that my amazing mother, who's visiting me next week, will agree to star in another video 🙏
1342
My friends @nicolaang and @karendufus are raising money for their short film, "Were You Gay In High School," and I'd love for you to support their dream! More art and cinema from queer women of color like this deserves to be produced. 🏳️🌈✌️💜
kickstarter.com/projects/nikia…
1343
Happy LA Pride everyone! For everyone who can't celebrate pride, we support and love you! @nedacus
1345
I did that. twitter.com/tryguys/status…
1346
@nedfulmer Don't fuck with me, Edward.
Don't you dare start that merry shit this year.
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This looks incredible @alanyang 🙌 twitter.com/alanyang/statu…
