726
The most superior cake is cheesecake.
And cheesecake is a pie.
727
It’s the #YearoftheRat so get that dick.
730
us in fifty years: "in MY day we had to stick CORDS into HOLES to hear things!"
our children: "ugh that sounds like so much work"
#EarPods
731
MOM: "You know who is very attractive? Jack Human."
ME: "Do you mean Hugh Jackman?"
MOM: "No, the Wolverine, Jack Human."
@RealHughJackman
733
I’m incredibly honored to receive the Phenom Award for LGBTQ+ Activism from the @shortyawards for my work with the @TrevorProject 🏳️🌈
734
When Elsa revealed her extensions and blowout I screamed.
736
Those offended by open displays of sexuality must have terrible sex, which is odd because you'd think having a stick up one's ass would help
737
I love all the Marvel characters but Nebula is my fave because I have great taste and am emotionally unavailable.
Please join my fan club where we attempt to feel our own feelings by talking about how much we hate our families and stabbing things.
738
@tryguys @olivegarden Eat everything at The Cheesecake Factory you coward.
739
I had to remind people at work to always include my middle name so I created this handy visual guide
740
I wanted soup but couldn't decide which soup I wanted so I bought all the soup and now I'm crying because I realized I don't want soup
741
Happy 3-Year Try Guys Anniversary to my best buds! We tried a cool pose and failed. @korndiddy @KeithHabs @nedfulmer
#TryGuysForStreamys
742
We need to talk about Texas.
I’m so damn proud to call myself a Texan. That’s why I made a documentary about the issues Texans are up against, the failures of the Republicans in charge, and the need for new leadership in our state, namely @BetoORourke!
youtube.com/watch?v=yhCGbh…
743
A second angle of the video shows the man, who appeared to be approaching police to ask a question, only receive attention after protesters who were nearby screamed for someone to help him. A few military personnel then arrive to offer what I can only hope is medical aid.
744
That’s Madame Vice President to you, Lord Kilcolonizey.
747
my most religious relative: “bless us o lord...”
me and the one child at the table:
748
Asian August?
Naw, it’s Just As Asian July...
And Super Asian September...
We’re Asian and rising, ALL 👏 YEAR 👏 ROUND 👏.
749
I made this video a year ago after Orlando
I share this again because nothing has changed
We can do better than this
youtube.com/watch?v=G2wPCb…
750
I'm BASKING in the glory of Asian-American excellence at the Winter Olympics!
My skin is clear.
Our future is bright.✨
@chloekimsnow @nathanwchen @mirai_nagasu @AlexShibutani @MaiaShibutani @yung_hails @Karebearsk8 @chockolate02 @govincentzhou @jrcelski @jLanTan @AaronVaughnTran
