1176
Do the Chinese robocalls target people with Asian last names? I’ve received so many spam calls that I should be fluent in Mandarin by now.
1177
The noise that erupted from the depths of my gay being twitter.com/ArianaGrande/s…
1178
Found out more about them! Apparently they're meant to target Chinese immigrants and swindle them out of money by making them believe they're in trouble with the government. 😡
pcmag.com/news/367491/ch…
1179
tired: chicken sandwich war
wired: the KFC anime dating game simulator, because how else will we find out which fast food mascot is most fuckable twitter.com/SanJapan/statu…
1180
RETWEET TO VOTE for the amazingly talented @lewberger in the finals of #BringTheFunny and then go to btfvote.votenow.nbc.com to vote for them up to 10 times! #funnyvotelewberger 🔥👨⚕️🚗👨🚒🤘 twitter.com/bringthefunny/…
1181
@nedfulmer If this gets 30,000 retweets I WON'T sit in Keith's lap but I WILL steal Ned's baby #funnyvotelewberger
1183
FINALLY. Congratulations to @bowenyang for becoming SNL’s first-ever full time Asian American cast member! 🙌 FUCK YEAH. twitter.com/nbcsnl/status/…
1184
𝐒𝐚𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐟𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐫
𝘛𝘰𝘥𝘪𝘳𝘢𝘮𝘱𝘩𝘶𝘴 𝘴𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘴
𝑶𝒓𝒅𝒆𝒓: Coraciiformes
𝑭𝒂𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒚: Halcyonidae
𝑺𝒕𝒂𝒕𝒖𝒔: talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before
1185
Your Asian jokes are as bland, predictable, and flavorless as the spice level you order our food with.
1186
Someone break this news to the 3M weddings I have to attend this year.
1187
I felt nothing seeing those two toddlers hugging on the street but I just broke down and wept over the accomplishment of an immortal 10-year-old cartoon character 😭
twitter.com/i/events/11732…
1189
You reap what you sow, bitch. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
1190
#ad My #PokemonGO can rock more styles than anyone I know. Looking good, Eevee! What are you doing with your buddy in Pokémon GO?
1194
Come see our FINAL 3 SHOWS 🍑
PORTLAND (10/15) VANCOUVER (10/16) SEATTLE (10/17)
🎟️tryguys.com/tour
1195
*eugene enjoys the company of a child for 34 minutes and 21 seconds*
youtube.com/watch?v=DHFGf-…
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You are the sole author of your life story. Take your time writing. Share with others when you feel ready. Only give it a title if you want. Some will refuse to read it. Others will need help understanding it. But you, dear author, MUST continue to write your truth. #ComingOutDay
1197
"You better fucking believe that Parasite is the best film of the year."
1198
It should be stated that I have learned far more about the myriad of native cultures and their history because of the vital conversation around Indigenous Peoples' Day than I ever did in school. Who and what are great resources to learn more?
1199
me wearing my warped view of myself with pride
1200
“The gays are gonna be SO mad!” 💅
My mother @TheOnlyMayhem and I choose the greatest diva of all time in an epic tournament bracket! Which icon will reign supreme? 👑 #RankKing
youtu.be/En8YCLPKyJU
