1154
Can’t tell if time is flying by or if my life has become measured in Disney/Pixar/Marvel/Star Wars releases.
1156
Do all of us with resting bitch faces inevitably evolve into resting dead inside faces or have I just given up
1157
call me a live theater nerd but the #VMAs production team came the fuck through with some spectacular staging this year, goddamn
1159
I always check the weather before dressing totally wrong for it.
1161
I was neither happy, nor did I know it, and yet I still clapped my hands.
1163
Halloween is two months away so decide your costume by the end of today for it to be any good 🎃
1165
1166
Your incredible, superior taste shows when you nerd out over #DarkCrystal and Jim Henson
1167
Hey kids, appreciate your teachers and educators because when you're an adult it's no one's job to actually care about you. #BackToSchool
1168
Why does everything that sounds inspirational in my head come out as existential dread.
1169
Why does every anime protagonist make me want to slap the shit outta them while protecting them at all costs
1170
I have already forgotten what you just told me.
1171
The worst thing I've ever said to a white person is when I couldn't remember if this guy's name was Brad or Brett so I ended up calling him Bread.
1173
Today, I voluntarily smiled at a baby.
It cried.
