1126
I've finally come to a place in my life where I'd like to forgive and wish only the best for the people who used to bully me.
Whatever your names are.
1127
The @tryguys are thrilled to be performing at the historic @BeaconTheatre 🎭 tonight and even more excited that it’s also our baby boy @korndiddy’s 💚 birthday 🎂 and NYC homecoming! 🎉 Happy 29th, Zach! 💙❤️💜
1128
dear @djkhaled
please get #pizzawithkeith 🍕
1129
That’s a wrap on the @tryguys Legends of the Internet Tour! 🤘
Thank you so much, from the bottom of our hearts, to everyone who came out to see us. We love you all.
💚❤️💜💙
1130
What’s the thing that made you cry at the movies that wasn’t even sad?
1131
Kindly take your thoughts and prayers and turn them into effective gun control you shitless cowardly bitchass excuses for leaders.
1132
You say your dog needs training, but you're the one who needs the training first.
You think your pet needs you, but you're the one who doesn't need a pet.
Loving something ≠ treating it with respect.
This ignorant, casual abuse of animals is more commonplace than we think. t.co/BovZKatanm
1134
So is history basically wealthy, powerful men being evil and disgusting while fucking over everyone else or am I putting it too nicely.
1136
if this image of a cul-de-sac makes your skin crawl, you probably grew up in one
1137
People are always so surprised when I mention that I'm an introvert until they turn back around and realize that I've already left their party.
1138
me: i took the stairs today
simone biles: twitter.com/nzaccardi/stat…
1139
Petition for a Thirtysomething Choice Awards. Categories include "Choice Relatable Self-Hating Character," "Choice Adult Crying In A Bathroom Or Car Scene," and "Choice Nostalgia Cash Grab." Winners take home a magnum bottle of wine. Winners are usually Laura Dern. #TeenChoice
1140
If I learned how to cook with even half the time I spend watching cooking videos I'd be the next Gordon Ramsay but instead I've chosen to sit here on my ass and watch another chef tell me how to temper chocolate.
1141
This administration is really out here trying to erase the single most important value my immigrant parents raised me to love about this country, huh. twitter.com/NPR/status/116…
1142
Are shitty men becoming shittier or is it just a Wednesday.
1143
1144
Sometimes life isn't about where you're going...it's about who you wanna get the fuck away from.
1145
I will make you like kimchi if it's the last thing I do.
1146
Back To School: Tryceratops Style 🤘
tryguys.com
1147
I cannot wait for more diverse, nondiscriminatory people to run big businesses because I'm tired of questioning if my gas or gym or chicken sandwich hates me.
1148
감사합니다, 할머니! I'm incredibly moved by this reaction and hope more elders will think like her one day. 🏳️🌈💜🇰🇷
youtube.com/watch?v=N1xCgw…
1149
am I hungry or is that the feeling of all my emotions being bottled up
1150
@korndiddy looks more like you trying on my clothes 💅
