901
Older people’s and parents’ kink is younger people who can eat and drink a ton in one sitting while appearing relatively thin. Gets them every time.
902
Oh how I love that my timeline and newsfeed are already talking about 2020.
903
Wishing that the high-key relatable Claire Saffitz from @bonappetit's Gourmet Makes had a long, restful, relaxing vacation so that I can enjoy more of her staring into a culinary abyss of despair.
905
Such a profound honor! 🙏 He is adorable. I act more like a cat than a human, so this makes sense. Some tips with feline Eugene:
- he’ll want fiercely bedazzled collars
- he’ll love you even if he looks like he’s glaring all the time
- he’ll claw a bitch
- hide your liquor 💜 twitter.com/AntManNdTheWas…
906
I've loved K-pop since the 90s. I've pushed for it in my content. I've had countless chats with music insiders about its Western breakthrough, which has been happening the past few years. BLACKPINK playing Coachella is hugely significant. The locals have no idea what's coming. 🇰🇷
907
A huge congrats to @hyukohh who will also be at Coachella. And much love for Epik High who were the 1st K-pop act to perform in 2016. What's interesting about @ygofficialblink is they're a mainstream pop group with a huge international fandom. The Internet will light on fire. 🔥
908
it's the first Friday night of 2019 and I feel like I've already committed to improving m--
*friend texts to go out*
--k it's bout time to break every New Year's resolution I made
909
The intersection between Queer Avenue and Race Road is often fraught with intricacies and dangers many of us know absolutely nothing about. Throw in Class Cul-de-sac and Religion Alley and you've got multiple-vehicle collisions. If you comment about that crossing, know your lane.
910
I should also add that there is a Gender Freeway, which is a route all of us have observed at some point but very few understand. In fact, I'd say that the traffic is purposefully made impossible for half of the drivers.
911
912
I forgot that we posted this and my mentions have been filled with bottoms. twitter.com/tryguys/status…
915
This #KoreanAmericanDay 🇰🇷🇺🇸 we not only honor those who've famously contributed to US history but also the small business owners and laborers, the veterans and adoptees, the doctors and engineers, the pastors and parents and every immigrant who showed that we are all American.
916
Anyone else in the My Parents Were Ridiculously Attractive And Better-Looking Than Me Club?
917
them: what generation do you belong to?
me: the one old enough to have wanted Jake Gyllenhaal to play Spider-Man but young enough to see him grow up to play Mysterio.
918
I'm ashamed to admit that I care and know more about MCU characters than I do members of my own family.
919
My friends surprised me with @shakeshack for my birthday because I have excellent taste 🎂💜🍔
920
I put more work into planning my theme birthday parties than most people do their own weddings. Behold my special cocktails list I created for the bar featuring inspiring Asian goddesses from my childhood. #Eugene33 🍹
921
Today is my birthday.
My dog and I are both 33 years old in human years.
Asian don't raisin.
Pup don't grow up.
#Eugene33
922
Thank you all for your kind birthday wishes! 💜
924
925
The three reactions I’ve heard while gazing upon the #SuperBloodWolfMoon:
FRIEND 1: “wow that’s so beautiful”
FRIEND 2: “...when the full moon is closest to the earth which makes it super and the red hue is from...”
ME: “is there a firstborn nearby that I can sacrifice”
